I Need Advice

Ok at this hotel is a nice bar. At this nice bar is the most BEAUTIFUL, cute, intelligent woman I have ever seen! She is soooooooooooooo beautiful in a geeky cute intelligent way I just want to hug her and make her my wife. I asked her out 2 years ago and she said she dosent date people that go there. NOOOOOW, she is open to the thing I think. I asked her to go to a play with me last week but she never called. She has THREE jobs. So I understand. I bet guys ask her out all the time.
CHRIST shes soooo CUTE and beautiful! (and very huggable too )
So we were talking for about half an hour. Much more time than she spends with anyone. I asked what she does WHEN shes not working.
She said she cleans and does her grocery shopping. HAAAA!!! I got her now!!!!
I asked her to go grocery shopping at this great grocery store called Caputos. (she knows it) Shes laughed and said shes never heard THAT before. (as angels came down and sprinkled her with stuff that makes her hot yet beautiful) So i took out my card and said lets go one Sunday!

Guys, she is the type that I would marry in a blink. She has it all .Shes carring. Shes VERY intelligent. Shes beautiful and has PERFECT boobs and a AWSOME ass. A smile that would melt Greenland and eyes that are more wonderful than a lottery ticket.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?!?!? Shes in her late 20's and Im in ..... Im 36 but look 30. Anyhow, what should I do?????
I need everyones help.

Give it your best shot. Don't try too hard but also try hard enough.

Don't lie but don't be too honest.

Be polite. Don't be afraid - go for it. (easier said than done).

You are delusional thinking that she has any interest in you. It is obvious to me that you might be physically 36, however, your mind still hasn't gotten past puberty. You only see her as a sex object, and want her to be your wife based on very shallow visual evaluations that you have made. To you, she is a "mountain" to be "climbed" as a "challenge to conquer". You don't see her as a living, breathing, human being that has a place on this planet, but without any other purpose than to satisfy your immature need. Here are your words that lead me to these conclussions.......

At this nice bar is the most BEAUTIFUL, cute, intelligent woman I have ever seen! She is soooooooooooooo beautiful in a geeky cute intelligent way I just want to hug her and make her my wife.[/QUOTE

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CHRIST shes soooo CUTE and beautiful! (and very huggable too )

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Guys, she is the type that I would marry in a blink. She has it all .Shes carring. Shes VERY intelligent. Shes beautiful and has PERFECT boobs and a AWSOME ass. A smile that would melt Greenland and eyes that are more wonderful than a lottery ticket.

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I will give you one observation that you have made.....

Shes VERY intelligent.

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She has shot you down multiple times, but you have yet to take the hint. She is trying to be polite, and you are taking this politeness as a positive. Get over it, she has no interest in dating you. You are barking up the wrong tree.

I asked her out 2 years ago and she said she dosent date people that go there.

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I asked her to go to a play with me last week but she never called.

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Get on with your life and wake up to the fact that "perfect boobs and awesome ass" are traits that will leave with age. You should be looking for someone that is more in tune with your inner self.
Below is a picture of the type of woman that you should be courting...

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You are delusional thinking that she has any interest in you. It is obvious to me that you might be physically 36, however, your mind still hasn't gotten past puberty.

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As the Indians say...... may a giant cow fall on youre freakin roof.

LOL. Sushi. Your killing me. BUT if you really want a shot at her then here it goes. First stop having an orgasm everytime you see or think of her. Second, you have to believe NO woman is beyond your grasps. Women are attracted to a man with self confidence (which you dont have at this moment. This is not a put down but an honost assesment). They are biologically attracted to Protection (good healthy strong body), Confidence and a sense of "Can this man support me"? These three things are the tip of the iceberg but never the less the three top things you have to portray to her in you first few dates or meetings. IF she senses you cannot in any of these catagories then you wont get a date except maybe a "OK we can go out just this once if you promis to leave me alone"! If it were me I would have introduced myself then let it alone. Small talk the next time then a quick hi and then totally ignoring her. Also women who see you with a beautiful women are instantly more interested in you because they see that another woman of there caliber is with you. They assume you have those three areas well worked out in you favor. BUT the problem is if you dont then you will simply go through life from one women to another and never really experience a true relationship. You have to look at your self and change how you are if you are having this type of problem. So if you ask me you should call her and cancel your "date". Tell her an important client at work needs your help or that you have something to do with work, whatever you can figure that out. Dont be to appologetic just tell her how it is and thats it. Hang UP. Then the next time you see her just wave and leave her alone. When she comes up to you thats when you have her. A fish on the hook my man. reel her in nice and slow. Be confident and make your work your #1 priority. Women at best are a distraction. A wife (good wife) is a blessing and a bad wife a nightmare. Good luck.

Also if you suffer from L.O.P. then your chances of getting a real date are slim to none. Do you suffer from L.O.P.?

Sushi, I've got to ask. How in the heck do you go to bars and not have a job? How do you pay for your drinks? Come to think of it, if you don't live at home with your parents, how do you pay your rent?

Ok, now that is out of the way...

You sound like me when I was 18. At your age, I find that scary.

Now, a serious question. Do you have any hobbies? I mean serious hobbies that require a good amount of your time, or would you just consider yourself a lounge lizzard on the prowl for a good lay?

It sounds that you don't really know much about her, so saying you would marry her in a blink is just ridiculous.

sushi dont listen to any negative thoughts posted here....just go and be yourself and enjoy the date.

good luck m8 have fun.

kimi said:

just go and be yourself and enjoy the date.

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I think the issue is that he can't get the date.

I'm shooting from the hip here, but sushi, did you tell her what you do for work? You mentioned that she works three jobs (I like that woman already and don't even know her). Without knowing anything about the situation other than what you have written, there may be part of the problem with getting this girl interested in you.

Some advice. If you're going to be a bum, find something you love to do and become GREAT at it, and find a way to make money doing it. The girls will come along the way, I assure you.

i refer to shopping which is a date in its own right....apart from that enjoy your chats and see where it goes....whats the rush.

First - Don't be a dumbass! If you want something, go for it.

Next, this girl might be good for you. She works three jobs and clearly has ambition. You stand to learn something life changing here. DO NOT whine to her about how tough YOUR life has been to this point. She will dump you in a minute if you do; of course, that is assuming you even get the chance to go out with her in the first place.

Last, mabe you should get a couple extra jobs and start building net worth for yourself. That will attract more women than trying to baffle them with bullshit.

Good luck!

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Last, mabe you should get a couple extra jobs and start building net worth for yourself. That will attract more women than trying to baffle them with bullshit.

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Truer words were never spoken. You'll also be more confident because you will have success elsewhere in your life and won't be seeking it through dating.

I'm shooting from the hip here, but sushi, did you tell her what you do for work?

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Yes and I mentioned I want to work my ass off to be wealthy. I also said I want to travel. She teaches English to factory workers, so I also mentioned that Im for immigration reform so hard working beaners can stay here. Yeah... that was a lie. I REALLY want all the men and non-attractive women to leave the country and go back to Mexico. But this is how beautiful she is. Folks she is the total package. VERY intelligent, beautiful, warm hearted and a awsome body. I can find the beautiful thing with the great body all over, but she is just great to talk with. PLUS her eyes! Awwwww I just melt. She can turn the world on with her smile. Folks Im VERY picky.... lets hope she isnt. Im a 36 year old chubby guy. Good thing I can suck in my gut effectivly.
Anyhow, if I get married youre all invited. AND if I'll be making the money I want, Ill fly you asses in. Though Junkman might upset the crew so much he will be led out of the plane with an FBI escort.

Sushi,
You want it to bad my man. You type like your small head is doing all the thinking. From you're post you want in a bad way to find the girl of your dreams to settle down with get married have babies etc.
Be careful of coming on to strong, unless you get signals that the feeling is mutual. From the way you described your early relationship with her (none) it sure was not love at first sight from her point of view. Take it slow and be sure to LISTEN to what she is saying. She'll give you the answers. LISTEN and act accordingly.

First of all, if you don't know this already, for you to ask our advice on how to attract this woman, you are just asking for trouble. Why don't you ask her to join FF so we can talk to her for you? I'm sure Junkman will be happy to convince her to marry you!
Bonehead

if she joins here she will be spoilt for choice...loads of nutters here:shit6:

Sushi..... I have found the solution to your problem. Please see this post for further information.... I am certain that there is someone in your future......

I think I sould just watch re-runs of Doctor Who and not even think of any of this. If she calls... great! If not.... Im watching Doctor Who.

Ive been tanning. Maybe I should work out too. I just dont know anymore.

There is hope. If you work hard and build up a good nest egg, possibly you will do as well as this guy......

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Ive been tanning. Maybe I should work out too. I just dont know anymore.

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If you have been using a tanning bed, you should be bitched slapped.

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I think I sould just watch re-runs of Doctor Who and not even think of any of this. If she calls... great! If not.... Im watching Doctor Who.

Ive been tanning. Maybe I should work out too. I just dont know anymore.

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Now your talking. Ignore her for a bit.

Guys now back off of Sushi. I believe he suffers from a serious case of L.O.P.. Women can tell in an instant if you have this disease and will stay away from you like the plague!

If you have been using a tanning bed, you should be bitched slapped.

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Not nice. After I beat you to a ball of ****ing MUSH I'll throw you in my sauce so no one knows the better.

Guys now back off of Sushi. I believe he suffers from a serious case of L.O.P..

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Ummmmm..... yup.

Snowcat Operations said:

Guys now back off of Sushi. I believe he suffers from a serious case of L.O.P.. Women can tell in an instant if you have this disease and will stay away from you like the plague!

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Deadly Sushi said:

Ummmmm..... yup.

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It is obvious to me that he doesn't know that he is suffering from "little ole penis"........

L.O.P.

L.ack
O.f
P.ussy

Women can smell it a mile away.


OUCH JUNK!!!!!!!

Listen Sushi. If you suffer from L.O.P. then you need to get that taken care of first and foremost before you even attempt to go on a date with Ms. Perfect.

Here is a handy suggestion I was able to locate for you from Doctor Good Love. He states that a sure way to be cured from L.O.P. is to hang around any Weight Watchers meeting and bring lots of Hershey Chocolate Kisses and tubs of Hagendauz. Now never mind if the huge things of women have cellulite dripping from there ears. NO, you need to get rid of this L.O.P. at any cost! Doctor Good Love reccomends though that you stay on top or your cure of L.O.P. or it may find you D.O.A.. GOOD LUCK! Oh yah

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Snowcat Operations said:

Listen Sushi. If you suffer from L.O.P. then you need to get that taken care of first and foremost before you even attempt to go on a date with Ms. Perfect.

Here is a handy suggestion I was able to locate for you from Doctor Good Love. He states that a sure way to be cured from L.O.P. is to hang around any Weight Watchers meeting and bring lots of Hershey Chocolate Kisses and tubs of Hagendauz. Now never mind if the huge things of women have cellulite dripping from there ears. NO, you need to get rid of this L.O.P. at any cost! Doctor Good Love reccomends though that you stay on top or your cure of L.O.P. or it may find you D.O.A.. GOOD LUCK! Oh yah

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Your advise is too late for Sushi........