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Eye Exam........

Junkman

Extra Super Moderator
A Polish immigrant goes to the Wisconsin Department of Motor Vehicles in Milwaukee to apply for a driver's license and is told he has to take an eye test. The examiner shows him a card with the letters:

C Z J W I X N O S T A C Z

"Can you read this?" the examiner asks.

"Read it?" the Polish guy replies, "I know the guy."
 

bczoom

Super Moderator
Staff member
GOLD Site Supporter
Speaking of eyesight...

A man and his wife were getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby."

She turns to him and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."

He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
 

BoneheadNW

New member
Kind of on topic-

A "well endowed" young lady is having her physical in the doctors office. The doctor puts his stethescope under her shirt and up against her chest and says "Big breath". The young lady then replies, "Yeth, they are kind of big, aren't they?".

Bonehead
 
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