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Female/Male Prayer

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Pigtails

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:pray: FEMALE PRAYER:***
*Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,

when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,

and always be my very best friend.
Amen.

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**MALE PRAYER:*
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac

with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Amen. :pray:
 

Doc

Bottoms Up
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Welcome to FF pigtails. Sure glad to see you posting. :thumb:
 
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