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How I Lost My Teeth

Simon

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How I Lost My Teeth

I was at CHUCK'S BAR AND GRILL last night, at the bar waiting for a beer when, a butt-ugly, big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the a**. She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number." I looked at her and said, "Have you got a pen?" She said, "I sure do," as she smiled with anticipation. I said, "Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you're missing."

I have dental surgery tmorrow.
 
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