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A farmer & his wife sends their son to college

Lenny

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A farmer and his wife had worked hard, scrimped and saved to send their son to college.

As soon as he had enrolled, he started to grow a beard. Next he grew a large mustache and sideburns.

Being pleased with his new facial adornment, he had his picture taken and sent it off to his parents. On the back of the photo he scrawled "How do you like it? Don't I look like a 'COUNT'?"

Shortly after, the son received this terse note: "You idiot, it cost us a fortune to send you to college, and you can't even spell!"
 
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