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the asylum

emily91

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3 people in the mental asylum were due for release. it was the director's job to do his final checks, and if everything checked out, they would be free

in the first room, he saw a woman reading a book.

he asked what are you doing?

and the woman replies: why, I am reading a book. it's a job catelogue. when I get out of here I'll need a way to support my family.

the director says okay, that's fine, you're free to go.

in the next room he finds a woman knitting.

he asks her what she is doing, and she replies well, I am knitting myself a scarf. when I geto ut, it's going to be cold and I need to keep warm.

so, she too is allowed to go

in the third room he sees a man lying on the bed playing with himself

so the director asks him, what do you think you're doing?

man replies I am never going to get out of this asylum. I'm fucking nuts!
 
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