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Old 06-12-2017, 07:40 AM
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Unhappy Getting Old Sucks ... 3 injuries so far

INJURY #1 - Left wrist from trying (in vain) to move a baby grand piano.

INJURY #2 - Right bicep tear (minor) + right rotator cuff tear (minor) from coaching fencing at the high school.

INJURY #3 - Strained lower/right side of my back. Got a new dressing table for Melen's apartment, of course it was put right in front of my garage workbench. Moved it by myself. Felt fine. Went outside with the dog, bent over to pick a dandelion flower and felt all sorts of shooting pain in my back, almost couldn't stand back up!

So for injury #1, (LEFT WRIST) which has been bothering me since 10 days before Easter I still am wearing a wrist brace.

I have a sling for my bicep tear but rarely use it (RIGHT SHOULDER), it heals, I re-injure it doing something and over-compensate with my right arm since my left wrist is wimpy.

And now my back. Taking real pain meds & muscle relaxers for that. Or just bourbon in the evening but that didn't seem to help much.

SOMEONE COME HERE AND SHOOT ME Honestly I'm a barely walking advertisement for Geritol and am not happy about it.

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