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I, Too, Am A Lesbian

TJE

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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vm2jPM4ee8"]The First Modern Lesbian Cowboy ***Matthew Modine*** - YouTube[/ame]
 

FrancSevin

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Well, I had heard that joke before, even told it a few times. But that is the first time I've seen it done.

It was done well.

Thanks for posting it pardner.:clap:
 

muleman

Gone But Not Forgotten
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I ain't just a lesbian. My tongue is certified by several ladies.:mrgreen::kiss:
 

JEV

Mr. Congeniality
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You guys are definitely legends in your own minds.:whistling: Me...I'm just a lesbian trapped in a man's body, and I've grown to accept that fact.
 

pirate_girl

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Actually, what I was going to say (and will now) is that both of my hubbies were veddy talented in the tongue department.
Of course, that took a bit of instruction, as in.. stop moving around so much.. NO! right there.
I think they both had sore ears and were missing some hair now and again.
Not that that's a bad thing..
I rather enjoyed having my muffin torn to bits and left with that sloppy residue.
:yum::whistling::ohmy:
 

muleman

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How in the hell do you expect me to sleep after reading that??? That is a crime somewhere! Felonious teasing?:yum::yum: Did I mention I am still trainable?
 

pirate_girl

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Gosh, only on FF can you log in and discuss your time at a family funeral, what you had for dinner, get involved in a religious debate thread, then find yourself sharing the adventures of having your vagaygay being the sweet thing that it's been known to delight the men in your life.
I love this place. hahaha
 

muleman

Gone But Not Forgotten
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Gosh, only on FF can you log in and discuss your time at a family funeral, what you had for dinner, get involved in a religious debate thread, then find yourself sharing the adventures of having your vagaygay being the sweet thing that it's been known to delight the men in your life.
I love this place. hahaha
Don't confuse me! Right now I am concentrating on the topic of this thread.:brows: But you are right.:yum::yum:
 
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