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Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of
The American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upper New York State. She
spoke
for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native
American's present standard of living, should she one day become the
first
female President. She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how
she
had signed "YES" for every Indian issue that came to her desk for
approval.
Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed
most
enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her "red sisters and
brothers". At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the
Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking
Eagle.
The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds.
A
news reporter later inquired of the group of chiefs of how they had
come to
select the new name given to the Senator. They explained that Walking
Eagle
is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly..
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They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly..


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