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Some people probably don't know this.

Military barbers shave their privates.
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You know what seems odd to me?

Numbers that are not divisible by 2.
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Do you know what the definition of a will is?

It's a dead giveaway.
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According to a new study out of Harvard today, it is easier for people to be moral in the morning.

The study says people are more moral at the beginning of the day, but they become more dishonest as the day goes on.

So I guess when people say "Congress is as dishonest as the day is long,"

We now have scientific proof!!!
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I've decided I'm over this daylight savings time thing. I won't do that whole "turn your clock back" routine this year.

From now on if you need me,

I'll be in the future!!!!
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Canada Bob Jones' Law:
A Smith and Wesson beats four of a kind.

The Law of Selective Gravity:
Any tool, when dropped, will land where it can do the maximum damage.

Intelligence Law: Wisdom always seems to resemble simply being too tired.
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Wow apparently it's "rude" to ask the parents of a kid on a leash if it was a rescue
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