An ounce of prevention may be better than a pound of cure, but a microgram of avoidance is better still.
It's really screwed up when you think you're getting ahead just to find out all you've done is dig yourself deeper in the hole.
It is a strange fact that over time a man in good shape can travel farther than a man on a horse.
I should have been a dog, then I could lay around with my junk showing and nobody would care.
I get driven almost nuts because the women in my life keep wanting to dress me up. More than one good pair of overalls is a waste.
Good advise for walking in the woods, if it wiggles its not a stick. If it hisses or growls leave it alone, if it has teeth make sure you're out of range and have a non wiggling stick.
Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He's doing 3 to 10 for unnatural acts with an elf.
Gun control is hitting your target on the first shot.
Peace is achieved by having two things, first, enough firepower to make others prefer to leave you alone, and, second, the willingness to use it at the drop of a hat.
It bothers me that people seem to have forgotten that liberty doesn't come with guarantees.
Why are all the things that are fun are either illegal, immoral, unhealthy, or fattening?
I never mind hard work, I can sit and watch it all day long.
Manual Labor is actually a terrorist from Mexico.
Most really good inventions don't come from genius, but from laziness. They are a way to do something better with less effort.
Kamikaze means "divine Wind".
Beauty is skin deep but ugly goes all the way to the bone.
The tire is only flat on the bottom.
Writs and restraining orders may keep the bad guys away, but I'm still convinced a double barreled 12 will make sure he never comes back.
I have a duty to defend what is mine from anyone. you have a duty to defend what is yours. I may assist you in defending yours, but I have no obligation to do so.
Laws(especially morality laws) are made by people to force others to conform to their point of view. I have never heard a person ask that a law be passed so that they won't go out and do something.
If you do the crime, be willing to do the time.
While I firmly believe that rape should carry a death penalty, what should be the penalty for a false claim of rape?
I believe it is usually better to have the law investigate crime and handle the criminals. They have more resources, and are much less likely than I am to just cap the perp in order to improve the gene pool.
I looked in my new thesaurus to define the term 'functional psychopath' it showed a picture of a woman and the letters PMS.
363 million on the mega millions. That's a lot of people that can't do math.
.....Shit it isn't a dream, it is reality....
