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How to Install A Wireless Home Security System

Doc

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How to Install A Wireless Home Security System


Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots...
a
really big pair.

Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo
magazine.

Put a really big dog dish beside it

Stick a " Please.. Make My Day" decal in the window.


And Leave a note on your front door that says something like:

"Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition; be back
in 1/2 Hr.
Please don't disturb the Pit Bulls, they've just been wormed."
 
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