How to Install A Wireless Home Security System
Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots...
a
really big pair.
Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo
magazine.
Put a really big dog dish beside it
Stick a " Please.. Make My Day" decal in the window.
And Leave a note on your front door that says something like:
"Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition; be back
in 1/2 Hr.
Please don't disturb the Pit Bulls, they've just been wormed."
Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots...
a
really big pair.
Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo
magazine.
Put a really big dog dish beside it
Stick a " Please.. Make My Day" decal in the window.
And Leave a note on your front door that says something like:
"Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition; be back
in 1/2 Hr.
Please don't disturb the Pit Bulls, they've just been wormed."