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Spelling errors frustrate me SO much.

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The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girlfriend's father, "Son, can you support a family?"

"Well, no, sir," he replied, caught off-guard by the question. "Your daughter and I were thinking we'd just have to support ourselves, the rest of you will have to fend for yourselves."
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For Bob ....

I was so embarassed to be hospitalized for a whole week with kidney stones.

So when people asked me where I was?

I told them I spent a drug-filled week with the stones.
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My boss didn't come in to work today. He called this morning and said he was having a vision problem.

When I asked what was wrong, he replied, "I just can't see myself at work today."
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