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johnday · Nov 10, 2005

roared hinnyhopper, in a bright pink rattyass Frieghtshaker, with horns a blowing........

Melensdad · Nov 14, 2005

turned the corner and saw in the middle of the road . . .

TOMLESCOEQUIP · Nov 14, 2005

an ancient chevy corvair, sitting in a pool of oil.............

Melensdad · Nov 14, 2005

that was spilled from an antique v-twin shovelhead Harley . . .

Doc · Nov 14, 2005

The Harley was under the corvair. The Harley driver was shouting at the ...

Himself · Nov 14, 2005

her dwarf in tow. "Hi my names Sleepy, I'm small with a large....

johnday · Nov 14, 2005

wart on my left midlle finger. I like to use it to..........

BoneheadNW · Nov 14, 2005

.........pick the wax out of your left ear. Come, bend over so I can get in there and........

johnday · Nov 16, 2005

and checkout you tonsils for disease....

BoneheadNW · Nov 16, 2005

......Open wide and......Holy cow! Mommy, is that you in there? What the.............

johnday · Nov 18, 2005

crap is that you've got wrapped around your neck?

BoneheadNW · Nov 18, 2005

It is my scrupples and I am about to trade them in for some .............

TOMLESCOEQUIP · Nov 18, 2005

deep fried elephant droppings with hollandaise sauce and a side of.........

Doc · Nov 19, 2005

cat guts with sweet an sour sauce. Ummmmm I can't wait .....

BoneheadNW · Nov 19, 2005

You see, I have not had E. droppings or C. guts for an eternity, ever since you .............

Cowboyjg · Nov 19, 2005

you changed the menu. So thanks...

Melensdad · Nov 19, 2005

adding those things because now SUSHI sounds like a good idea

BoneheadNW · Nov 19, 2005

Just then, Melvin Shroederhausenbaum, the town taxidermist, approached from the east petting his beaver.......

Cowboyjg · Nov 20, 2005

she enjoyed this and.....

johnday · Nov 20, 2005

started getting excited, like a beaver is known to do.........................

Melensdad · Nov 20, 2005

but suddenly the pet beaver became violent and its shrill screams . . .

BoneheadNW · Nov 20, 2005

caused Melvin's hormones to come bursting through his body. Just then, Monique, the town prostitute, happened upon the scene..........

bczoom · Nov 20, 2005

and, licking her lips, she admired the sweetness as well as the tenacity of the beaver and so she

BoneheadNW · Nov 20, 2005

removed her melonballler from its holster on her thigh and attacked the beast, carving her initials and gulping down the balls of furry meat........

TOMLESCOEQUIP · Nov 20, 2005

And said " Geez Ward, Don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last nite ?"

Cowboyjg · Nov 21, 2005

June, the Beaver needs to learn to take a little poking...

Melensdad · Nov 21, 2005

Then Lumpy Rutherford showed up with a long stick and asked Wally if he could poke the Beaver . . .

bczoom · Nov 21, 2005

Wally said "no" but then said "but you can poke"...

BoneheadNW · Nov 21, 2005

Excitedly the former Wally replied, "WHy, yes! Do you know my name is now Wallarina now!"

Melensdad · Nov 22, 2005

But instead of poking the Beaver, Lumpy promptly vomited when Wallarina made her declaration . . .

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