Two men were out camping. After a few days they started getting on each other’s nerves so they decided to go hiking in different directions.
They came back and the first one said he had a great day. He found a nice lake to swim and fish in.
The second one said he had a great day too. He explained that he found a railroad track and followed it until he saw a beautiful woman tied to the tracks. He said he untied her, carried her away from the tracks and they had wonderful sex all afternoon.
The first guy said, WOW! That’s great! Did you get a blow job too?”
The second one said, “Nah. I couldn’t find her head.”
They came back and the first one said he had a great day. He found a nice lake to swim and fish in.
The second one said he had a great day too. He explained that he found a railroad track and followed it until he saw a beautiful woman tied to the tracks. He said he untied her, carried her away from the tracks and they had wonderful sex all afternoon.
The first guy said, WOW! That’s great! Did you get a blow job too?”
The second one said, “Nah. I couldn’t find her head.”