Oh Brian!
That is gorgeous!
I was up messing with the laptop fairly late last night.
I did a complete system recovery, not a restore.
Once I checked for Windows 10 update after the recovery,that took 2 hrs, it didn't take!
So I tried just searching the updates for everything on it, that started with 8 updates, after hours it said they failed. Wtf?
I mean it works to get online, but I have to figure how to update it.
Also, I tried to get Firefox as my browser. Nope.
So I have Windows Edge.
You just cited about 5 reasons why my everyday computer is a Mac. I do own a Win10 laptop and like it, but windows can be such a pain in the ass versus OS/X.