Senior Citizen Sex Chapter 1

[Junkman]

A lady who had been married for several years was growing more and more frustrated at her husband's lack of interest in sex.

She considered various ways to add some pizzazz to their sexual relationship and finally decided to purchase some crotchless underwear she had seen in a lingerie shop.

One evening when she was feeling particularly frisky, and he was as usual, watching television, she took a shower, freshened up, and donned the crotchless undies and a slinky negligee. She then strolled between her husband and the television, and suggestively tossed one leg up on his chair arm.

"Want some of this?" she purred.

"Are you kidding?" he replied. "Look what it did to your underwear."

[muleman]

I think I saw something like this last week.

[squerly]

Originally Posted by muleman

I think I saw something like this last week.

And did you go for it???

[muleman]

Of course. The one wearing the panties was not cooperative.

[squerly]

Originally Posted by muleman

Of course. The one wearing the panties was not cooperative.

Have you bathed lately?

[muleman]

Originally Posted by squerly

Have you bathed lately?

Yep! Took a shower together in fact and scrubbed her back with the special soap and loofah sponge.

[Big Dog]

I just knew he was gonna say "Get up, your sitting on the cat"

[squerly]

We're the lights on? Maybe she got a look at you???