Water & Beer

[Doc]

WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter
of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more
than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other
words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!

However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer because alcohol has
to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering
and fermenting.

WATER = Poop

BEER = HEALTH

Free yourself of Poop, drink BEER!!! It is better to drink beer and
talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing
it as a public service.

[mtntopper]

It is better to drink beer and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit.

I have been often accused of talking shit, now I know why....:confused2: Still not going to give up the beer.....cause fish also do nasty things in water.....:eek:

[Dutch-NJ]

Whiskey is even better than beer.

Whiskey kills worms, and won't cause rust.

[bczoom]

and won't cause rust.
Hmmm. :confused2:

Would rust in my body be the cause of all the noises coming out of my joints?

What "beverage" removes rust? PB Blaster doesn't smell bad but tastes like crap.

[Dutch-NJ]

Hmmm. :confused2:

Would rust in my body be the cause of all the noises coming out of my joints?

Could be. Are you related to Dorothy's Tin Man?