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daedong
10-26-2006, 08:55 PM
Girlfriend 5.0 to W i fe 1.0 : )
> Dear Tech Support Team:
>
> Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife
> 1.0.
>
> I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected
> child-processes that took up a lot of space and
> valuable resources.
>
> In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all
> other
> programs and now monitors all other system
> activities.
>
>
> Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket
> 5.0,
> BeerWithMates 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs,
> crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem
> to
> keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to
> run my favorite applications.
>
> I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0, but
> the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
>
> Please help!
>
> Thanks,
> "A Troubled User"
>
>
> REPLY:
>
> Dear Troubled User:
>
> This is a very common problem that people
> complain
> about.
>
> Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0,
> thinking that it is just a Utilities and
> Entertainment
> program.
>
> Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by
> its
> Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
>
> It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to
> return
> to Girlfriend 5.0.
>
> It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program
> files from the system once installed.
>
> You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife
> 1.0
> is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife
> 1.0
> Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support) .
>
> I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on
> improving the environment.
>
> I suggest installing the background application "Yes
> Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
>
> The best course of action is to enter the command
> C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to
> give
> the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return
> to
> normal anyway.
>
>
> Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very
> high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several
> support
> programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and
> DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use
> these programs. Improper use will cause the system
> to
> launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens,
> the
> only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is
> to
> purchase additional software. I recommend Costumes
> 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0
>
> STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances,
> install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This
> application
> is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
> irreversible damage to the operating system.
>
> Best of luck,
> Tech Support ...