Big Als do not like Mai Tai's

Oh crap !!! I feel like crap . I have not had a Mai Tai in 31 years . Use to make then all the time . They were real pantie droppers back then !!!


We are going to have a big Blow out up here and I mentioned I would make Mai Tai's .

I bought the shit to make a sample run tonight . I have had two . My head hurts , My eyes are crossed , and i am not so sure I will not be hugging the porcelain God before morning .

I had forgotten how bad these things can kick you ass .
I need to go see Dr. Rum ...

Stick with what ya know Al, and serve the sweet stuff to the guests,as for tonight good luck with the porcelain inspection

Did ya trip over your panties in your rush to the loo?

shhhh! Not so loud ......All I can say is "yep" ...... thay are still pantie droppers . Anybody seen my shorts ...... oh my fickin head.....
Who scotched taped my tongue to the roof of my mouth???

BigAl said:

shhhh! Not so loud ......All I can say is "yep" ...... thay are still pantie droppers . Anybody seen my shorts ...... oh my fickin head.....
Who scotched taped my tongue to the roof of my mouth???

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You pantie waste, get off you ass, do something productive.