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jim slagle
05-29-2006, 08:44 PM
http://www.fraterslibertas.com/Drinking/Beerbw_1.html

as the man says, "it's a dirty job but someone had to do it."

Gatorboy
05-30-2006, 08:26 AM
My favorite beers -- Red/White & Blue; Black Label Light -- aren't listed. What kind of lame list is this? :yum:

jim slagle
05-30-2006, 08:47 AM
What kind of lame list is this?

Upon further review it appears the individual compiling the list must live in a deprived area of the country. My favorite, Modelo Especial, isn't there either. :pat:

The question is how many beers does it take to mow the lawn and does it go faster/slower with the better brews?

Jim

Mith
05-30-2006, 09:32 AM
Nope, none of mine are either

beds
05-30-2006, 09:45 AM
17 out of 19 for the Sierra Nevada Celebration.

Farmwithjunk
05-31-2006, 08:49 AM
No Little Kings (with Crown Royal shots on the side)? I thought this place had good taste?

As long as mine is rated COLD, I don't care where mine is rated.

Pigtails
05-31-2006, 10:11 PM
SHOOT!!! Where's the "KING" of Beers??? Bud Light.. That's what we have on "tap"..

Pigtails
06-17-2006, 11:46 AM
The Value of a Drink

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams .. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered.

Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Henny Youngman

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
~ Stephen Wright

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
~Dave Howell

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin,of Cheers.

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not
:beer:

dzalphakilo
06-18-2006, 07:05 PM
Does anyone know what Americas oldest producing brewery is?

BigAl
06-19-2006, 11:41 PM
And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin,of Cheers.

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

:beer:


That is ,without a doubt , the greatest wisdom I had ever heard ! I actually have tears in my eyes as I type this .:1062:

Pigtails
06-20-2006, 11:14 AM
Thanks Big Al:beer:

BigAl
06-20-2006, 11:17 AM
Thanks Big Al:beer:

Good morning Pigtails ! Enjoy your day ! Coffee is on and the doors open !

Pigtails
06-20-2006, 08:33 PM
So, Big Al, Thanks was a good cup of coffee:D We usually kill a pot or two before breakfast. I changed coffee types yesterday. Went to Maxwell house "smooth" blend. Went down very well this morning. Still like our Bud Lite on tap in the evening though.. :a1:

Myst
08-09-2006, 10:35 PM
Those were great Pigtails LMAO!