Rusty Shackleford
07-02-2010, 10:15 PM
- You lose arguments with inanimate objects. :neutral:
- You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. :mellow:
- Job interfering with your drinking.
- Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
- Career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts. :yum:
- The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
- Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group. :shifty:
- Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem! :doh:
- You can focus better with one eye closed. :whistling:
- The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
- You fall off the floor... :clap:
- Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops. :yum:
- Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
- Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you :whistling:
- At AA meetings you begin: ''Hi, my name is... uh. :doh:
- Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
- You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm.
- The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in... :clap: ok maybe :yum:
- You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Women/Men.
- Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more and more attractive.
- Roseanne looks good.
- Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass. :yum:
- That damned pink elephant followed me home again. :unsure:
- Senators Kennedy and Packwood shake their heads when they walk past you.
- I'm as jober as a sudge.
- The shrubbery's drunk from too frequent watering.
- You wake up screaming ''TORO, TORO, TORO!'' in the middle of the night.:clap:
- You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. :mellow:
- Job interfering with your drinking.
- Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
- Career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts. :yum:
- The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
- Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group. :shifty:
- Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem! :doh:
- You can focus better with one eye closed. :whistling:
- The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
- You fall off the floor... :clap:
- Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops. :yum:
- Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
- Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you :whistling:
- At AA meetings you begin: ''Hi, my name is... uh. :doh:
- Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
- You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm.
- The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in... :clap: ok maybe :yum:
- You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Women/Men.
- Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more and more attractive.
- Roseanne looks good.
- Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass. :yum:
- That damned pink elephant followed me home again. :unsure:
- Senators Kennedy and Packwood shake their heads when they walk past you.
- I'm as jober as a sudge.
- The shrubbery's drunk from too frequent watering.
- You wake up screaming ''TORO, TORO, TORO!'' in the middle of the night.:clap: