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Rusty Shackleford
03-03-2009, 09:04 AM
A daily, inspirational look into the twisted, vodka-flooded mind of Rusty Shackleford.

Today's Thought:

If you wear banana peels as shoes, expect to have sticky feet.

Galvatron
03-03-2009, 10:04 AM
A daily, inspirational look into the twisted, vodka-flooded mind of Rusty Shackleford.

Today's Thought:

If you wear banana peels as shoes, expect to have sticky feet.

I would have expected to slip over a lot:unsure:

Rusty Shackleford
03-03-2009, 10:20 AM
NOPE. do you see the message portrayed through my thought?

Galvatron
03-03-2009, 10:23 AM
NOPE. do you see the message portrayed through my thought?

Your thought and no fault of mine:yum::yum::yum:

Rusty Shackleford
03-03-2009, 10:33 AM
haha no you fool. it means, if you are going to do something, expect the consequences

Galvatron
03-03-2009, 10:37 AM
Thats why i would never put Banana skins on my feet to start with....you silly boy:yum::yum::yum:

Rusty Shackleford
03-03-2009, 10:43 AM
AUGH! you're missing the point! that thought is supposed to inspire people! to help them with their everyday lives! you crazy goose!

CityGirl
03-03-2009, 10:47 AM
I would think it is far better to eat the banana and throw away the peel.

Galvatron
03-03-2009, 10:49 AM
AUGH! you're missing the point! that thought is supposed to inspire people! to help them with their everyday lives! you crazy goose!

so not putting Banana skins on my feet will make my day better...im so pleased i never put them on my feet as this must be why i always have a great day and most importantly i dont get sticky feet or slip over.

Thanks Rusty i will sleep better tonight knowing i was doing the right thing avoiding Banana foot ware :yum::yum::yum:

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Galvatron
03-03-2009, 10:50 AM
I would think it is far better to eat the banana and throw away the peel.

See you and i think alike.....Rusty drinks and thinks:yum::yum::yum:

Rusty Shackleford
03-03-2009, 11:05 AM
:moon:

:drink:

Galvatron
03-03-2009, 11:06 AM
:moon:

:drink:

Now that's the Rusty thinking im used to:yum::yum::yum:

:slap:

Rusty Shackleford
03-03-2009, 11:14 AM
well you never checked out the ending to my week without beer thread! whats up with thaT???

Galvatron
03-03-2009, 11:16 AM
well you never checked out the ending to my week without beer thread! whats up with thaT???

I never needed to check...i bet you ended drunk:yum::yum::yum:

But you done good and ya liver enjoyed the Holiday:wink:

Rusty Shackleford
03-03-2009, 11:20 AM
BUT theres pics......:D

Galvatron
03-03-2009, 11:21 AM
BUT theres pics......:D

Ok im going in:yum::yum::yum:

Rusty Shackleford
03-03-2009, 11:32 AM
lol okiedokey :yum:

rback33
03-03-2009, 11:47 AM
Ok im going in:yum::yum::yum:

I would suggest against that, but me thinks it's too late.. :pat:

Galvatron
03-03-2009, 11:49 AM
I would suggest against that, but me thinks it's too late.. :pat:

It's ok im out safe....stinks like a Brewery in there :yum::yum::yum:

Rusty Shackleford
03-03-2009, 11:52 AM
It's ok im out safe....stinks like a Brewery in there :yum::yum::yum:

:w00t2:

Rusty Shackleford
03-05-2009, 09:33 AM
todays thought:

I am hungry for some blueberry waffles.

Galvatron
03-05-2009, 09:57 AM
Have you got any??

Rusty Shackleford
03-05-2009, 10:05 AM
well if i did i could eat them and therefore relinquish any hungriness for them, my friend.













:D

:hide:

rback33
03-05-2009, 10:09 AM
Naw... IHOP International Passport....... yum yum yum

Rusty Shackleford
03-05-2009, 10:15 AM
YEA the closest IHOP is about a friggin hour from me. and the closest waffle house is over a half hours from me dammit

Galvatron
03-05-2009, 10:22 AM
sounds like one needs to concentrate on being at one with what one may have

Have ya got any lucky charms :yum::yum::yum:

Rusty Shackleford
03-05-2009, 10:24 AM
sounds like one needs to concentrate on being at one with what one may have

Have ya got any lucky charms :yum::yum::yum:

who the hell invited you, anyway?

Galvatron
03-05-2009, 10:27 AM
My sincere apologies Sir....one will step back from the thread and let the Gentleman at hand contemplate his dilemma on having not what he wishes.:unsure:

Rusty Shackleford
03-05-2009, 10:27 AM
My sincere apologies Sir....one will step back from the thread and let the Gentleman at hand contemplate his dilemma on having not what he wishes.:unsure:

:yum:

Erik
03-05-2009, 10:58 AM
check the frozen section at Wal-Mart -- they have some really tasty "organic" multigrain blueberry waffles. top them with some honey peanut butter and life will be good for you.

Rusty Shackleford
03-05-2009, 11:01 AM
I dont eat organic anything. too expensive. give me eggos and some log cabin, and i am happy

Erik
03-05-2009, 11:39 AM
the only reasn we tried them is because they were a free sample at Sam's club - and they tasted a LOT better than any frozen waffle I had ever tried before then.
of course, my homemade ones are pretty tasty, as well...
thinking of, that might make a pretty decent supper tonight along with some scrambled eggs and a jalapeno sausage or 2...

Rusty Shackleford
03-05-2009, 11:43 AM
mmm

Ice Queen
03-05-2009, 06:25 PM
Hey those banana skin shoes - would they be slip-ons?

daedong
03-05-2009, 06:33 PM
todays thought:

I am hungry for some blueberry waffles.

Vin's thought of the day is go eat some then!

Deadly Sushi
03-05-2009, 09:16 PM
Vin's thought of the day is go eat some then!


Agreed! And thats not even a thought. Its more of an Urge. :ermm:

Rusty Shackleford
03-06-2009, 08:57 AM
Hey those banana skin shoes - would they be slip-ons?

:neutral:
















:yum::yum:

Erik
03-06-2009, 02:07 PM
Proxy thought for the day (since RS didn't post one).
TGIF - and "too much week, not enough weekend"...

Rusty Shackleford
03-06-2009, 02:30 PM
i was workin on it! :yum:

the day you go to the store for something you need, is somehow always the day that it goes on national backorder.

Erik
03-07-2009, 12:14 AM
even worse - the day after you buy something that can't be returned, it goes on sale for half price.

mtntopper
03-07-2009, 12:30 PM
Even worse........... You buy what you consider a bargain one day and the next day you wonder why did I buy it as it fits no useful purpose and fills no real needs in your life..........:w00t2:

Kind of like a hurry up wedding in Vegas when you are totally intoxicated.......:unsure:

Galvatron
03-07-2009, 12:33 PM
the day that it goes on national backorder.

Are you out of Hemorrhoid cream again.:yum::yum::yum:

Rusty Shackleford
03-11-2009, 09:14 AM
todays thought:

The road less traveled does not lead to less idiots.

Galvatron
03-11-2009, 10:23 AM
todays thought:

The road less traveled does not lead to less idiots.

Good afternoon....have you been to idiotsville again:yum::yum::yum:

Rusty Shackleford
03-11-2009, 10:57 AM
you might say that. unfortunately i live there :yum:

Rusty Shackleford
03-12-2009, 09:14 AM
todays thought:

why do i smell like gin?

rback33
03-12-2009, 09:17 AM
todays thought:

why do i smell like gin?


Good question. Who drinks THAT stuff?:doh:

Cowboyjg
03-12-2009, 09:25 AM
todays thought:

why do i smell like gin?

hmmmmm..........:confused2:


You ran out of hair tonic or cologne???





:alc:

Rusty Shackleford
03-12-2009, 09:29 AM
Good question. Who drinks THAT stuff?:doh:

:whistling:

hmmmmm..........:confused2:


You ran out of hair tonic or cologne???





:alc:

:yum: odd thing is, i showered, and brushed my teeth, and used the mouthwash since drinking it last night, and im still smelling it!

Erik
03-12-2009, 11:03 AM
maybe the blue bottle with "Bombay Sapphire" printed on the side was not mouthwash?

Rusty Shackleford
03-12-2009, 11:08 AM
maybe the blue bottle with "Bombay Sapphire" printed on the side was not mouthwash?

possibly...:whistling:

actually im a Gilbey's drinker. never tried the bombay sapphire. how is it?

Spiffy1
03-12-2009, 11:09 AM
maybe the blue bottle with "Bombay Sapphire" printed on the side was not mouthwash?

:yum:

Erik
03-12-2009, 01:06 PM
possibly...:whistling:

actually im a Gilbey's drinker. never tried the bombay sapphire. how is it?
no idea - had someone try to poison me with gin once and have never been tempted to repeat the mistake.
Got some Tanqueray's in the cabinet though in case you ever come to visit. :D

OTOH, if you were talking single malts over 12...

Rusty Shackleford
03-12-2009, 02:55 PM
heard tanqueray is good. i might take ya up on that!

Rusty Shackleford
03-13-2009, 10:31 AM
todays though:

i want a butter rum muffin. and i want it now

Erik
03-13-2009, 10:18 PM
I have rum, butter, and muffin mix - would that count?

Rusty Shackleford
03-14-2009, 09:54 AM
sounds good to me, lol


todays thought:

why the hell am i up before 9am on saturday?

Galvatron
03-14-2009, 10:38 AM
sounds good to me, lol


todays thought:

why the hell am i up before 9am on saturday?

was there something warm and moist in the bed with you??

Erik
03-14-2009, 11:06 AM
because your new puppy was crying its head off at 6 AM?

Rusty Shackleford
03-14-2009, 07:14 PM
was there something warm and moist in the bed with you??

...........no... :yum:

because your new puppy was crying its head off at 6 AM?

damn i wish i had a puppy. i miss having a dog so much

Rusty Shackleford
03-16-2009, 09:05 AM
todays thought:

stand with your feet together, arms apart and touch your nose with the tip of your finger

Erik
03-16-2009, 09:37 AM
been practicing this one lately?

Rusty Shackleford
03-16-2009, 09:43 AM
lol actually yes, and i can do it quite well as long as ive had a few drinks. cant do it sober...

Erik
03-16-2009, 09:51 AM
sounds like me with darts.
I'm all over the board until I've got a pint of stout in me.
(speaking of which - you should try to find some of the Schlafly "Extra Stout - Irish style" -- mmmmmmmm....... not at sweet as Mackeson's XXX, but ever so much tastier than bottled Guinness)

Rusty Shackleford
03-16-2009, 10:11 AM
hmm... never had. ill hafta give it a try

Rusty Shackleford
03-18-2009, 04:32 PM
todays thought:













































scoobydoobydoo where are you? we got some work to do now!

thcri
03-18-2009, 04:41 PM
you missed a day

Rusty Shackleford
03-18-2009, 04:52 PM
oops. guess i hadnt had a thought that day

Erik
03-18-2009, 05:27 PM
no worries - it was St Paddy's day - I'm sure you were busy...

thcri
03-18-2009, 05:57 PM
no worries - it was St Paddy's day - I'm sure you were busy...


What you mean I missed it :bonk: working to hard I guess. Dang

Galvatron
03-18-2009, 06:17 PM
my thought...

12 years of bottling up shit and not talking make Galv a pissed off Man



Dont bottle up shit.....trust me.

thcri
03-18-2009, 06:20 PM
my thought...

12 years of bottling up shit and not talking make Galv a pissed off Man



Dont bottle up shit.....trust me.


You bottling it up or someone else?

Galvatron
03-18-2009, 06:28 PM
You bottling it up or someone else?

me m8 and i feel like crap....but eh Galv just has fun:unsure:

life can suck

thcri
03-18-2009, 06:35 PM
so your a lot like me. I never fight with anyone, I just bottle it up. I think a drink or two would help if I would just have one or two.

rback33
03-18-2009, 06:52 PM
so your a lot like me. I never fight with anyone, I just bottle it up. I think a drink or two would help if I would just have one or two.

I liked the 6 cans of water I drank last night....:whistling:

Spiffy1
03-18-2009, 07:27 PM
I liked the 6 cans of water I drank last night....:whistling:

Amazing how that canned water comes from the distributor so nicely fermented. :whistling:

Galvatron
03-18-2009, 08:09 PM
so your a lot like me. I never fight with anyone, I just bottle it up. I think a drink or two would help if I would just have one or two.

thank you Sir....Galv is back to Knob mode:yum::yum::yum:

Rusty Shackleford
03-19-2009, 10:41 AM
todays thought:

Why?

mtntopper
03-19-2009, 10:47 AM
todays thought:

Why?

Why not?

thcri
03-19-2009, 10:48 AM
Why not?


Why >>> Why Not?

rback33
03-19-2009, 10:49 AM
Why not?

Why ask why? Try Bud Dry.....:doh:

I might have miscounted the other night... I started with 8 cans in the fridge... u take away 6 and there should be two left... I am OUT of beer.... me thinks that six was really 8 the other night.. :pat:

Rusty Shackleford
03-19-2009, 11:18 AM
Why ask why? Try Bud Dry.....:doh:

I might have miscounted the other night... I started with 8 cans in the fridge... u take away 6 and there should be two left... I am OUT of beer.... me thinks that six was really 8 the other night.. :pat:
:beer:

Galvatron
03-19-2009, 11:42 AM
Cocktail sausages.....minus the tail sausages :yum::yum::yum:

Rusty Shackleford
03-20-2009, 11:38 AM
todays thought:

why did i not bring my johnny walker to work?

Galvatron
03-20-2009, 11:58 AM
todays thought:

why did i not bring my johnny walker to work?

Was Johnny still sleeping??....are you allowed to take Imaginary Friends to work with you:yum::yum::yum:

Rusty Shackleford
03-20-2009, 12:15 PM
Was Johnny still sleeping??....are you allowed to take Imaginary Friends to work with you:yum::yum::yum:

no you silly fool. my bottle of johnny 12year

rback33
03-20-2009, 12:31 PM
no you silly fool. my buddy johnny the 12 year old

You know you can go to jail for that right?:shifty:

Rusty Shackleford
03-20-2009, 12:42 PM
You know you can go to jail for that right?:shifty:

git out git out git out!

Galvatron
03-20-2009, 12:42 PM
You know you can go to jail for that right?:shifty:

i agree its not right a man hanging out with a 12 yr old....shame on you Rusty:yum::yum::yum:

Erik
03-20-2009, 07:02 PM
because the bottle was empty and the liquor store didn't open until 11?

Rusty Shackleford
03-20-2009, 07:13 PM
lol no, i bought a new bottle last night and today work was sucky, slow as all hell, like molasses. i shoulda broght my liquor and drank the whole afternoon:yum:

Galvatron
03-20-2009, 07:53 PM
lol no, i bought a new bottle last night and today work was sucky, slow as all hell, like molasses. i shoulda broght my liquor and drank the whole afternoon:yum:

Jonny needs a new sober friend...and much younger :yum::yum::yum:

Galvatron
03-21-2009, 03:20 PM
Ok come on whats you thought today.....until you know heres mine


...he that shits on door step leaves man leaving your home with more than he came with....do you smell what im cooking....:yum::yum::yum::yum:

NorthernRedneck
03-22-2009, 11:08 AM
my thought of the day.............ooooooooooh my head!!!

Erik
03-22-2009, 11:40 AM
so you want us all to type in lower case and small fonts for you today?

NorthernRedneck
03-22-2009, 11:44 AM
:biggrin:

Spiffy1
03-22-2009, 12:26 PM
HEY GROOMERGUYNWO........ HOW'S YOUR HEAD?!???!

HOW ABOUT SOME NICE SPICEY SPAGHETTI, WITH BIG CHUNKS OF MUSHROOMS THAT LOOK LIKE VOMIT CURDS?

:poke: :yum:

Rusty Shackleford
03-24-2009, 11:17 AM
ew.


todays thought:

......

Spiffy1
03-24-2009, 11:23 AM
todays thought:

If men were flexible enough to lick their own balls, women would run the world. :doh: :yum:

Erik
03-24-2009, 11:44 AM
you can't and they don't?

Spiffy1
03-24-2009, 12:22 PM
Nope, I've tried. :yum:

Unfortunately, that is a bit of a conundrum :confused2:

able to lick balls = too busy licking balls to run world
unable to lick balls = at the mercy of those who tempt by offering to lick balls, but only do until their whims are met

Rusty Shackleford
03-25-2009, 09:07 AM
disclaimer: the thoughts of Spiffy1 do not represent the thoughts or opinions of Rusty Shackleford. :poke:

now

todays thought:

mecha lecha hi mecha heiney heiney ho

Spiffy1
03-25-2009, 11:11 AM
I was sure we'd at least get a comment regarding the flexibility of Mr. Shackleford - if not pictures showing before and after consuming bourbon to lubricate the joints! :yum:

Rusty Shackleford
03-27-2009, 10:08 AM
todays thought:


BEER ME!

Rusty Shackleford
03-30-2009, 12:42 PM
todays thought:

what should my superhero name be?

im trying to think up a superhero name for myself so that i can screw with people and refer to myself in the third person by the superhero name

muleman
03-30-2009, 06:04 PM
How about White Rose Warrior? Codorus Adventurer?

Erik
03-30-2009, 11:04 PM
the Crimson Boozer?

Rusty Shackleford
04-01-2009, 03:42 PM
the Crimson Boozer?

i love it!

Galvatron
04-12-2009, 04:18 PM
My 2 cents today....is it right to sit and drink Beer while my wife paints doors???dont get me wrong i am making sure she is doing a good job:yum::yum::yum:

Hi Rusty:thumb:

Rusty Shackleford
04-13-2009, 03:07 PM
lmao hello you fool

Galvatron
04-13-2009, 03:24 PM
Karma set in...i got to paint the utility room today:yum::yum::yum:

i never see that coming:unsure:

Rusty Shackleford
04-13-2009, 03:48 PM
:yum:

thcri
04-13-2009, 04:27 PM
My 2 cents today....is it right to sit and drink Beer while my wife paints doors???dont get me wrong i am making sure she is doing a good job:yum::yum::yum:

Hi Rusty:thumb:


I am thinking of mailing your wonderful wife a 2 x 4 about three feet long with one end rounded.

Galvatron
04-13-2009, 04:29 PM
I am thinking of mailing your wonderful wife a 2 x 4 about three feet long with one end rounded.

she asks can you add a sharp six inch nail sticking out of the head intended end...i know she asks way too much:yum::yum::yum:

Thanks M8.:whistling:

thcri
04-13-2009, 04:44 PM
for her not a problem. :whistling:

Erik
04-13-2009, 11:50 PM
not sure a clue by four would be enough if she's trying to beat sense into him. :flowers:
a clue by six would have a better chance of at least knocking some of the BS out of him to make some room for sense... :whistling:

thcri
04-14-2009, 01:19 AM
a by 6 is to hard for a lovely women to handle and get a good swing out of it. The 4 she can get some speed going. Besides, it is green treated and should sting pretty good. :yum:

Rusty Shackleford
04-14-2009, 09:03 AM
oy vey

Galvatron
04-15-2009, 01:35 PM
I was just thinking......


"If in doubt whip it out"

:yum::yum::yum:

Spiffy1
04-15-2009, 03:34 PM
I was just thinking......


"If in doubt whip it out"


I bet you're a huge hit at gay bars! :yum:

Rusty Shackleford
04-15-2009, 04:08 PM
I bet you're a huge hit at gay bars! :yum:

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :yum::clap::yum::clap::yum::clap:

Galvatron
04-15-2009, 05:13 PM
I bet you're a huge hit at gay bars! :yum:

full credit to you sir as to the fact i would have had the same reply :yum::yum::yum:

Maybe i should have said "if in doubt,protect your rear, go else where and have a Beer":yum::yum::yum:

thcri
04-15-2009, 05:15 PM
You get no peace do you Galvi? :rolf2:

Galvatron
04-15-2009, 05:16 PM
You get no peace do you Galvi? :rolf2:

O well when you live life to the full taking the piss you have to take it in return....


Man i feel overtime coming on :yum::yum::yum:

Erik
04-15-2009, 09:35 PM
I was just thinking......


"If in doubt whip it out"

:yum::yum::yum:

you've got you a rock'n'roll band?
(it's a free for all)

Rusty Shackleford
04-16-2009, 09:15 AM
todays thought: why is it that once things finally seem ok, something else has to go wrong

Galvatron
04-16-2009, 09:27 AM
Welcome to my world m8:yum::yum::yum:

Rusty Shackleford
04-16-2009, 09:40 AM
This sucks. got a nice paycheck, got plans to go out with buddies on a tour of bars friday night, bills are paid, then her car decideds to throw a C/E light. and inspections are due this month. what the hell am i gonna do. now i gotta get it a scan tonight, and see what the hell this issue is

Galvatron
04-16-2009, 09:52 AM
This sucks. got a nice paycheck, got plans to go out with buddies on a tour of bars friday night, bills are paid, then her car decideds to throw a C/E light. and inspections are due this month. what the hell am i gonna do. now i gotta get it a scan tonight, and see what the hell this issue is

Yea crap like that happens m8....i get the same here like last month i was going to treat myself to a new PC with spare end of the month Cash and the dog decides it would rather i spend the spare cash by developing an ear infection....bye bye 100's of $$$.

Still another end of month coming soon so fingers crossed eh.

Rusty Shackleford
04-16-2009, 09:58 AM
DAMN

Erik
04-16-2009, 10:13 AM
take it to autozone or O'rielley's and they'll stick a code analyzer on it for free, even if you don't buy any parts from them.
They do the same for electrical (battery/starter/alternator) problems.

that way you'll have an idea of what the repair will cost, so you know how many beers you can still have tomorrow night. :biggrin:

Spiffy1
04-16-2009, 10:16 AM
full credit to you sir as to the fact i would have had the same reply :yum::yum::yum:

Maybe i should have said "if in doubt,protect your rear, go else where and have a Beer":yum::yum::yum:

:tiphat: OTOH, I'm not sure it's wise of me to admit my mind occasionally wallows in the same gutter as yours, Galvatron! :unsure: Ahhh, what the heck, it's no secret, "Lead my mind to the gutter, and it brings a shovel!" :yum:

Rusty Shackleford
04-16-2009, 10:18 AM
take it to autozone or O'rielley's and they'll stick a code analyzer on it for free, even if you don't buy any parts from them.
They do the same for electrical (battery/starter/alternator) problems.

that way you'll have an idea of what the repair will cost, so you know how many beers you can still have tomorrow night. :biggrin:

thats what im doing if i cant borrow the one from work. gonna go to advance, and avoid autozone if possible, i dont like that place

Spiffy1
04-16-2009, 10:20 AM
take it to autozone or O'rielley's and they'll stick a code analyzer on it for free, even if you don't buy any parts from them.
They do the same for electrical (battery/starter/alternator) problems.

that way you'll have an idea of what the repair will cost, so you know how many beers you can still have tomorrow night. :biggrin:

And if it's nothing serious, just put a smilely face sticker or something opaque over it, say it's fixed for now, and enjoy the whole beer tour planned! :cheers:

Of course, don't confuse free advice with good advice. The latter would be more like: it's a sign your liver didn't want any beer this weekend anyway - so stay home and fix it right, so the costs don't eat you up later.

Galvatron
04-16-2009, 10:23 AM
Rusty it could be a good time for the Lovely Lady to take up cycling....just make sure you suggest it in a non insulting way or you may never see a Beer again :yum::yum::yum:

Go on i dare you:whistling:

muleman
04-16-2009, 10:24 AM
This sucks. got a nice paycheck, got plans to go out with buddies on a tour of bars friday night, bills are paid, then her car decideds to throw a C/E light. and inspections are due this month. what the hell am i gonna do. now i gotta get it a scan tonight, and see what the hell this issue is I have to ask, Why in the hell would HER car breaking down interfere with YOUR drinking?:clap:

Galvatron
04-16-2009, 10:25 AM
I have to ask, Why in the hell would HER car breaking down interfere with YOUR drinking?:clap:

Because she was doing the driving that night :yum::yum::yum:

Spiffy1
04-16-2009, 10:33 AM
Because she was doing the driving that night :yum::yum::yum:

Rusty, I really hope you have better tastes in "women" than that! :eek:

Rusty Shackleford
04-16-2009, 10:34 AM
I have to ask, Why in the hell would HER car breaking down interfere with YOUR drinking?:clap:

because we dont exactly have alot of money and if her car needs to be fixed, im gonna have to pick up the slack on the bills. it needs inspected by the end of this month, we really dont have a choice whether or not to fix it. and i cant take her to work and back every day, our shifts are too different

Rusty Shackleford
04-16-2009, 10:34 AM
Because she was doing the driving that night :yum::yum::yum:

no spaz its a guys night. no girls alowwed lol

edit: and dont you DARE read into that as............. well nevermind

Galvatron
04-16-2009, 10:36 AM
no spaz its a guys night. no girls alowwed lol

edit: and dont you DARE read into that as............. well nevermind

Im not stupid....i know she was gonna wait out in the car:yum::yum::yum:

Rusty Shackleford
04-16-2009, 10:44 AM
Im not stupid....i know she was gonna wait out in the car:yum::yum::yum:

OH yeah, thats the perfect plan with absolutley no adverse effect

Galvatron
04-16-2009, 10:50 AM
Jokes aside m8 i hope it turns out to be a non-expensive repair....we all need every $$$ these days.

Spiffy1
04-16-2009, 10:51 AM
OH yeah, thats the perfect plan with absolutley no adverse effect

That's much better than what I read into it!

I'd sure hate to find out your girlfriend was sporting a package! :eek: :eek: :yum:

Spiffy1
04-16-2009, 10:52 AM
Jokes aside m8 i hope it turns out to be a non-expensive repair....we all need every $$$ these days.

Oh, sure bring it back to serious, just when I was really beating the dead horse into the gutter. :doh:

Galvatron
04-16-2009, 10:59 AM
Oh, sure bring it back to serious, just when I was really beating the dead horse into the gutter. :doh:

O trust me im back with ya....Rusty whats this about a package....assure me it's nothing to worry about:whistling:

Rusty Shackleford
04-16-2009, 11:01 AM
Jokes aside m8 i hope it turns out to be a non-expensive repair....we all need every $$$ these days.

yeah me too. hopefully its somthin i can fix. tho i dont have much experience with little 4 cylinders. im more akin to workin on real engines

That's much better than what I read into it!

I'd sure hate to find out your girlfriend was sporting a package! :eek: :eek: :yum:

:slap:

O trust me im back with ya....Rusty whats this about a package....assure me it's nothing to worry about:whistling:
:slap:

Galvatron
04-16-2009, 11:06 AM
I will take it by the :slap: we have stumbled upon a sore point with the package......

come on tell Uncle Galv and Auntie Spiffy everything:whistling:

Spiffy1
04-16-2009, 11:10 AM
yeah me too. hopefully its somthin i can fix. tho i dont have much experience with little 4 cylinders. im more akin to workin on real engines

4,6, or 8, they're all the same: no matter how many squirells it's a matter of how much crap its attached to them that makes it "interesting"

:slap:

Dang, I think that was a b!%chslap; maybe there is something even deeper to worry about! :poke:

Spiffy1
04-16-2009, 11:12 AM
Auntie Spiffy :whistling:

Auntie? I think I need to do some rumaging around this forum for some pictures taken about New Years.... :whistling:

Rusty Shackleford
04-16-2009, 11:17 AM
I will take it by the :slap: we have stumbled upon a sore point with the package......

come on tell Uncle Galv and Auntie Spiffy everything:whistling:




Dang, I think that was a b!%chslap; maybe there is something even deeper to worry about! :poke:

hookers

Spiffy1
04-16-2009, 11:17 AM
Ahhh, having too much fun, now must go be productive. :doh:

Rusty Shackleford
04-16-2009, 11:22 AM
Ahhh, having too much fun, now must go be productive. :doh:

You mean you actually do stuff besides typin on here? wow:whistling:

Galvatron
04-16-2009, 12:14 PM
Whats the weather like with you Rusty....it's pi...well the rain is coming down hard here:ermm:

Rusty Shackleford
04-16-2009, 12:15 PM
we just got rid of the rain we had all week. blue skies n sunshine today :D

Galvatron
04-16-2009, 12:20 PM
i had that weather yesterday...clear blue skies sun was shining and the temp was 21c....i want yesterday back.

Rusty Shackleford
04-16-2009, 12:25 PM
i had that weather yesterday...clear blue skies sun was shining and the temp was 21c....i want yesterday back.


HAHAHAHA EMBRACE THE RAIN, MISTER!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA WE GAVE IT TO YOU, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Galvatron
04-16-2009, 12:27 PM
HAHAHAHA EMBRACE THE RAIN, MISTER!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA WE GAVE IT TO YOU, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

yea well we gave you the Beckhams hahahahahahaha:yum::yum::yum:

Rusty Shackleford
04-16-2009, 12:32 PM
yea well we gave you the Beckhams hahahahahahaha:yum::yum::yum:























































bastard

Galvatron
04-16-2009, 12:35 PM
I make that 2-0:yum::yum::yum:

Rusty Shackleford
04-16-2009, 12:37 PM
I make that 2-0:yum::yum::yum:

o yea? well you are a doodie-head.

2-1

Galvatron
04-16-2009, 12:39 PM
o yea? well you are a doodie-head.

2-1

you smell of doodie 3-1:yum::yum::yum:

Rusty Shackleford
04-16-2009, 12:40 PM
oh? well you are a bloody wanker! bonus point for useing your dialect

3-3

Galvatron
04-16-2009, 12:42 PM
oh? well you are a bloody wanker! bonus point for useing your dialect

3-3

Im reporting you for name calling and that carries a ban from the forum...6-3:yum::yum::yum:

You Horrid man.

Rusty Shackleford
04-16-2009, 12:44 PM
Im reporting you for name calling and that carries a ban from the forum...6-3:yum::yum::yum:

You Horrid man.

oh yea? well you just called ME a name, therefore going againt what you siad, so you will be banned TWICE

6-10

Galvatron
04-16-2009, 12:48 PM
oh yea? well you just called ME a name, therefore going againt what you siad, so you will be banned TWICE

6-10

You silly little boy give it up:yum::yum::yum:

Have a great day m8 im off for a while.

Rusty Shackleford
04-16-2009, 12:50 PM
alright man, take care


but remember i won :D

HulaMac
04-16-2009, 07:39 PM
http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa320/SnowyOwlet/Smilies/GoToYourRoom.gif

Rusty Shackleford
04-17-2009, 09:02 AM
well im back again. its a vaccuum leake

muleman
04-17-2009, 09:19 AM
This should not interfere with going out drinking tonight. If you have a squirt oil can you can usually find a vacuum leak by putting a light bead of oil around intake gaskets. Could also be a hose leaking.

Rusty Shackleford
04-17-2009, 09:26 AM
well i believe its the evap system, which will make it harder to find on this car.

muleman
04-17-2009, 09:35 AM
Gotta love pollution controls! I would love to have a simple old 283 chevy,292 ford or a slant six mopar. Great motors, ran forever and easy to work on. Had a 52 willys with a flat head that was still running great 50 years later.

Spiffy1
04-17-2009, 10:45 AM
You mean you actually do stuff besides typin on here? wow:whistling:

Too many things, that's why I'm not here often enough! :doh: Now, if I could just figure out how to get paid for more of them....:unsure:

Good thing I bugged out when I did though, because I've forgotten how many times doddie can be compounded and still be a proper insult. :w00t2:

Good to see you're narrowing down the problem with that car; the old ones came with quirks too, but like muleman, sure liked that fact they were easy to work on.

Galvatron
04-17-2009, 12:57 PM
well im back again. its a vaccuum leake

You now have trouble with the vacuum cleaner...man your having a bad week:yum::yum::yum:

Rusty Shackleford
04-17-2009, 05:54 PM
You now have trouble with the vacuum cleaner...man your having a bad week:yum::yum::yum:

hell no we just got a new vacuum cleaner. i dubbed it the blue monster, this thing is frickin AWESOME!!! got about as much power as your little english 4bangers over there

Galvatron
04-17-2009, 05:57 PM
hell no we just got a new vacuum cleaner. i dubbed it the blue monster, this thing is frickin AWESOME!!! got about as much power as your little english 4bangers over there

What the hell have you been doing to try out that theory.....crap dont answer:yum::yum::yum:

Spiffy1
04-17-2009, 08:29 PM
hell no we just got a new vacuum cleaner. i dubbed it the blue monster, this thing is frickin AWESOME!!!

What's the girlfriend for then? :confused2:

Erik
04-17-2009, 11:41 PM
buggrit. millennium hand and shrimp.

Rusty Shackleford
04-20-2009, 09:01 AM
well im back folks. been a long weekend..... and thats all i really can remeber

Galvatron
04-20-2009, 09:20 AM
well im back folks. been a long weekend..... and thats all i really can remeber

We have Pictures from your night out:yum::yum::yum:

Rusty Shackleford
04-20-2009, 09:52 AM
you dumb cracka you were there too

Galvatron
04-20-2009, 09:54 AM
you dumb cracka you were there too

You must have mistaken me for Fred Flintsone:yum::yum::yum:

Rusty Shackleford
04-20-2009, 09:56 AM
You must have mistaken me for Fred Flintsone:yum::yum::yum:
eh?:neutral:

and 10TH PAGE BABY!!!:clap:

Galvatron
04-20-2009, 10:00 AM
eh?:neutral:

and 10TH PAGE BABY!!!:clap:

You will get shut down trust me:yum::yum::yum:

Rusty Shackleford
04-20-2009, 10:02 AM
You will get shut down trust me:yum::yum::yum:


HELL NO! im a friggin sensation around these here parts. plus i keep my extreme (you would have no idea unless you were sittin next to me at the bar) political incorrectness to myself, so theres no reason i should be shut down lol

Galvatron
04-20-2009, 10:09 AM
HELL NO! im a friggin sensation around these here parts. plus i keep my extreme (you would have no idea unless you were sittin next to me at the bar) political incorrectness to myself, so theres no reason i should be shut down lol


Just remember i post in your thread a lot my friend so anything is possible:yum::yum::yum:

Rusty Shackleford
04-20-2009, 10:19 AM
aw..... balls.....

Rusty Shackleford
04-20-2009, 10:50 AM
LAH DEE DAH

Galvatron
04-20-2009, 11:07 AM
:whistling:

Rusty Shackleford
04-20-2009, 11:14 AM
:whistling:

got nothin to say for yourself, mate?

thcri
04-20-2009, 11:17 AM
:whistling:

got nothin to say for yourself, mate?


Sometimes it is just best to say nothing at all. Kind of like the song, You said it best when you said nothing at all???

Rusty Shackleford
04-20-2009, 11:19 AM
Sometimes it is just best to say nothing at all.

yeah in his case thats probably true

Galvatron
04-20-2009, 11:22 AM
yeah in his case thats probably true

Dingle dangle strap it to ya ankle:yum::yum::yum:

Rusty Shackleford
04-20-2009, 11:36 AM
Dingle dangle strap it to ya ankle:yum::yum::yum:

wtf :yum:

Galvatron
04-20-2009, 11:40 AM
wtf :yum:

Have you ever heard of a "Ezon-gated-worzel-muncher":yum::yum::yum:

Rusty Shackleford
04-20-2009, 11:43 AM
Have you ever heard of a "Ezon-gated-worzel-muncher":yum::yum::yum:

YOU either need more or less alcohol. probably the former :whistling:

Galvatron
04-20-2009, 11:43 AM
YOU either need more or less alcohol. probably the former :whistling:

They are a true thing...they play havoc with ya greens :yum::yum::yum:

Rusty Shackleford
04-20-2009, 11:45 AM
They are a true thing...they play havoc with ya greens :yum::yum::yum:

well in that case, then i claim that a "woosie-goosie-hacka-chonkey" is a true thing, they play havoc on your donkey rustlers

Galvatron
04-20-2009, 11:48 AM
well in that case, then i claim that a "woosie-goosie-hacka-chonkey" is a true thing, they play havoc on your donkey rustlers

Now your trying to dis-credit me...i guess you have to be a pro-midget thrower to understand the true art form:yum::yum::yum:

PS we throw em dont toss em thats a whole different profession best left to the French :yum::yum::yum:

Rusty Shackleford
04-20-2009, 11:51 AM
Now your trying to dis-credit me...i guess you have to be a pro-midget thrower to understand the true art form:yum::yum::yum:

PS we throw em dont toss em thats a whole different profession best left to the French :yum::yum::yum:



































































:yum:

Galvatron
04-20-2009, 11:52 AM
I cant believe i posted that one:yum::yum::yum:

Rusty Shackleford
04-20-2009, 11:52 AM
YOU SIR ARE A WANKER


SECRET MESSAGE. TRY AND DECODE

Galvatron
04-20-2009, 11:54 AM
Did you know in my Country people chase cheese down a hillside and it causes many injuries....true:yum::yum::yum:

Galvatron
04-20-2009, 11:54 AM
YOU SIR ARE A WANKER


SECRET MESSAGE. TRY AND DECODE

i decoded it before you edited it....Twat:yum::yum::yum:

Rusty Shackleford
04-20-2009, 11:57 AM
i decoded it before you edited it....Twat:yum::yum::yum:

BITE ME, FOGBREATHER

Rusty Shackleford
04-20-2009, 11:57 AM
:)

Galvatron
04-20-2009, 11:57 AM
evidence..... http://uk.reuters.com/news/video?videoId=83322

Rusty Shackleford
04-20-2009, 12:00 PM
evidence..... http://uk.reuters.com/news/video?videoId=83322

that is because you folks have fog on the brain

Rusty Shackleford
04-20-2009, 01:39 PM
HOW DO YOU FOLKS LIKEY MY NEW AVATARY AND SIGGY-NAYTURE?

Galvatron
04-20-2009, 01:51 PM
HOW DO YOU FOLKS LIKEY MY NEW AVATARY AND SIGGY-NAYTURE?

:gay::yum::yum::yum:

Rusty Shackleford
04-20-2009, 01:59 PM
:gay::yum::yum::yum:

hey, i was looking for replies from actual people, not spammers

Galvatron
04-20-2009, 02:01 PM
hey, i was looking for replies from actual people, not spammers

should have gone to spec-savers:yum::yum::yum:

Rusty Shackleford
04-20-2009, 02:03 PM
:yum:

Spiffy1
04-20-2009, 02:34 PM
I'm with Galvatron on this one: :gay:

muleman
04-20-2009, 02:42 PM
I have it on good authority that Rusty was seen hanging out at the local bar. It is called "The Glad Crab" for a reason!!

Rusty Shackleford
04-20-2009, 02:51 PM
I have it on good authority that Rusty was seen hanging out at the local bar. It is called "The Glad Crab" for a reason!!
.......................:ermm:

HOW do you know of this place???

muleman
04-20-2009, 02:56 PM
I used to get 6 packs on the way home from work 15 years ago when it was the crab house.

Rusty Shackleford
04-20-2009, 02:58 PM
EXCELLENT. tho i never go there. im too cheap to pay a cover charge, LOL. i drink at jamies courtside, or the legion, mostly. sometimes i go to weinerworld and the brickyard also

Galvatron
04-20-2009, 04:10 PM
I have it on good authority that Rusty was seen hanging out at the local bar. It is called "The Glad Crab" for a reason!!

i can just see it now......

Rusty Shackleford
04-21-2009, 09:04 AM
holy cow! lol no no no! we just a lil hillbilly town, we dont have any big displays like that. tho that is kinda cool, i like the lighthouse

Galvatron
04-21-2009, 01:07 PM
So smart-ass whats ya thought for the day:unsure:

Rusty Shackleford
04-21-2009, 02:43 PM
my thought for the day is that im tired of dealing with this ****in car

Galvatron
04-21-2009, 05:08 PM
my thought for the day is that im tired of dealing with this ****in car

i have sunburn....it hurts:sad:

Rusty Shackleford
04-22-2009, 10:53 AM
sorry to hear that galv


todays thought:

i feel like quitting my job, and going home to play nintendo

Galvatron
04-22-2009, 10:56 AM
sorry to hear that galv


todays thought:

i feel like quitting my job, and going home to play nintendo

Thanks m8 im staying in today...was out in the garden all day building a new veggie plot and got burned good.

As for quitting ya job may i suggest getting a PS3 first :yum::yum::yum:

Rusty Shackleford
04-22-2009, 10:57 AM
hell no. too bloody expensive. plus, the classics are better anyway

Galvatron
04-22-2009, 11:32 AM
hell no. too bloody expensive. plus, the classics are better anyway

We have a PS1,PS2,Xbox,Xbox360 just waiting on the PS3 to drop in price a bit and yeeeeeeha:yum::yum::yum:

Rusty Shackleford
04-22-2009, 12:33 PM
well there ya go! I have NES(2) SNES N64 PS1 PS2 and gamecube

Galvatron
04-22-2009, 12:50 PM
well there ya go! I have NES(2) SNES N64 PS1 PS2 and gamecube

sounds like we just need a life:yum::yum::yum:

O i forget My Girls have a DS each and my son does plenty of gaming on his PC...he got himself a good PC with money he saved and the online gaming is good.

Rusty Shackleford
04-22-2009, 12:55 PM
nah were good. im bored. i need a second job...

Galvatron
04-22-2009, 01:13 PM
nah were good. im bored. i need a second job...

you can get ya ass here and paint all the trellis,archway and fencing i erected yesterday:yum::yum::yum:

Rusty Shackleford
04-22-2009, 01:14 PM
noo... need something close by. not across the globe.

how you like my new avatar/sig?

Galvatron
04-22-2009, 01:22 PM
how you like my new avatar/sig?

Better than the last :gay: one you had:yum::yum::yum:

Rusty Shackleford
04-22-2009, 01:24 PM
Better than the last :gay: one you had:yum::yum::yum:
blow it out your ass, bob :smile:

Galvatron
04-22-2009, 01:41 PM
blow it out your ass, bob :smile:

now now play nice...and as you wont do the painting for me i will be going out back soon and start it myself...with sunblock this time :yum::yum::yum:

muleman
04-22-2009, 02:22 PM
Go easy on Rusty! He had a rough night just thinking about fixing the car.:biggrin:

Rusty Shackleford
04-22-2009, 02:28 PM
now thats nasty. proud to say IVE never been there LMAO

Erik
04-23-2009, 09:41 AM
Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills in your wallet were once in a strippers butt crack?

Rusty Shackleford
04-23-2009, 09:48 AM
depends. male or female strippers? i wouldnt mind the latter

Galvatron
04-23-2009, 10:25 AM
Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills in your wallet were once in a strippers butt crack?


Thanks Erik i now enjoy handling money much more:yum::yum::yum:

muleman
04-23-2009, 10:29 AM
Would still be better than pissed on change!

Galvatron
04-23-2009, 10:31 AM
Would still be better than pissed on change!

Good point...imagine how many dirty sods fail to wash their hands after having a pee...let alone what else they get up to.:unsure:

Spiffy1
04-23-2009, 10:34 AM
I'm sure glad your mama taught you to wash your hands after a piss!

However, I was lucky enough mine taught me not to piss on my fingers. :yum:

Galvatron
04-23-2009, 10:35 AM
I'm sure glad your mama taught you to wash your hands after a piss!

However, I was lucky enough mine taught me not to piss on my fingers. :yum:

My wife is just pleased if i make it to the Bathroom:yum::yum::yum:

Erik
04-23-2009, 11:22 AM
My wife is just pleased if i make it to the Bathroom:yum::yum::yum:
and especially happy if you don't use the sink? :whistling:

Galvatron
04-23-2009, 11:30 AM
and especially happy if you don't use the sink? :whistling:

That too:yum::yum::yum:

rback33
04-23-2009, 02:08 PM
Man.. timing is great for this thread. I just returned from a trip to the loo.. another success story of not peeing on myself!:yum:

Galvatron
04-23-2009, 03:33 PM
Man.. timing is great for this thread. I just returned from a trip to the loo.. another success story of not peeing on myself!:yum:

Tell the truth Clarkson:yum::yum::yum:

Rusty Shackleford
04-23-2009, 05:04 PM
IWANNAGOHOMEDAMMIT!

Galvatron
04-23-2009, 05:17 PM
IWANNAGOHOMEDAMMIT!

get the bail money and leave then:yum::yum::yum: