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Rusty's thought of the day thread

Galvatron

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
Our next caller is Billy from stoke....

Rusty i went on a date last night...well my first ever date and im worried after giving into temptation we held hands .....could a man of 43 catch a std from such mindless failings with his urges?????


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Rusty Shackleford

Rusty Shackleford

Automotive M.D.
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Well, billy, unfortunatley yes. but i think you have bigger issues to worry about. my first course of action would be to pack up all of the magic cards, star wars figures, and world of warcraft games and move on out of your mothers basement.

next caller
 
Rusty Shackleford

Rusty Shackleford

Automotive M.D.
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well galvie, er, oops, freddie, i think its wrong. there is no way you culd ever get a sheep's entire family to sit still through a wedding ceremony
 
muleman

muleman

Gone But Not Forgotten
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Sheep for inlaws will keep you warm. And they always tell you to come on BAAAAAck.
 
rback33

rback33

Hangin in Tornado Alley
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:yum: :yum: :yum: I stay away a few days... and this is the first thread I open... u guys have issues...
 
Erik

Erik

SelfBane
Site Supporter
and for the record - Inver House is NASTY!!!
if I was forced to drink that, I'd NEED therapy...
you can even use that stuff as wino repellant - it'll even mask the taste of diet cola!
 
Rusty Shackleford

Rusty Shackleford

Automotive M.D.
SUPER Site Supporter
Erik said:
and for the record - Inver House is NASTY!!!
if I was forced to drink that, I'd NEED therapy...
you can even use that stuff as wino repellant - it'll even mask the taste of diet cola!
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lol yeah but its <10$ for a bottle and will mess ya up quick.

galvie! whos the next caller?
 
Erik

Erik

SelfBane
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you should try McCormick's peach vodka - mix w/ OJ and it's a health drink! (vitamin C, antioxidants, and pulp = fiber, right?)
Their whiskey ain't bad, either. Used to make my own Irish cream with that.
 
Galvatron

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
rback33 said:
:yum: :yum: :yum: I stay away a few days... and this is the first thread I open... u guys have issues...
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feel free to phone in and ask any questions you feel are issues in your life...Rusty is the brains im just the phone operator:yum::yum::yum:
 
Galvatron

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
Got a caller on line 3......

Hi is it ok for me to be breast feed at the age of 28...my friends say im strange???


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Galvatron

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
we have a caller calling back.......

Im the 28 year old thats being breast fed by my Mom....are you sure it's ok she is 65???


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Galvatron

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
Ok we have Dave from New Zealand


hi guys is it true that if you put ya finger in ya right ear and a toe up ya ass you can warp drive to no-mans land in 30 seconds flat??

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Rusty Shackleford

Rusty Shackleford

Automotive M.D.
SUPER Site Supporter
Hello dave. interesting question. give it a try, and get back to us on that. im thinking no, but hey, anything can happen. next caller???
 
Rusty Shackleford

Rusty Shackleford

Automotive M.D.
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hello dave. well there, ya have it. folks! a toe in yer ass sends you far away. think id rather stay here, tho.

next caller?
 
Galvatron

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
We have George from Italy on the line.....

I have an itch in the groin area...what could this be...im 93???


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