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Rusty Shackleford
12-16-2008, 03:18 PM
Once again this holiday, I have had requests for my Tequila Christmas Cake
so here goes:

Please keep in your files as I am getting tired of typing this up every
year!

1 cup sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality Take a large bowl; check the tequila
again to be sure it is of the highest quality.

Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is sstill OK. Try another
cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the fruit up off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with
a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.

Check the tequila.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.

Cherry Christmas!!!!

Doc
12-16-2008, 03:42 PM
:D Do you really make this cake? Tequila aka "To Kill Ya" kicks my behind. :hide:

Here is a bourbon ball recipe that we always do around the holidays. Very tasty, and no they will not get you drunk. :D

http://www.netcookingtalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=883

pirate_girl
12-16-2008, 03:47 PM
Dundee Cake

Dundee Cake is a classic British Isles cake, loaded with fruits and almonds. It is beautiful to look at, as well.


8 ounces butter - 2 sticks (225g)
Grated rind of one lemon
Grated rind of one orange
1 cup + 1 tablespoon granulated sugar (225g)
3/4 cup raisins (150g)
3/4 cup currants (150g)
3/4 cup sultanas (150g)
1/2 cup mixed candied peel (100g)
2 cups self-raising flour (300g)
Pinch of salt
2 tablespoons (50g) ground almonds
4 eggs
2 tablespoons (30ml) brandy or dark rum
1/4 cup blanched almonds - halved (50g)
2 tablespoons milk (25ml)

METHOD
Preheat oven to 325 F (170 C - mark 3).
Cream butter and gradually work in citrus rind and sugar. Cream mixture until pale, light and fluffy.
Place raisins, currants, sultanas and mixed peel in a bowl. Sift flour with salt twice and add 1/4 cup (50g) of it to the mixed dried fruits. Mix the fruits well to ensure that they are all covered with flour.
Add ground almonds to butter and sugar. Mix well. Add eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition.
Gradually fold in half the remaining flour, and then add fruit little by little. Fold in the remaining flour, and then add the brandy.
Spoon mixture into a greased and lined 20cm (8inch) round cake tin and smooth the surface. Dip the blanched almonds into the milk then arrange them in circles on the top of the cake.
Bake on the centre shelf of a preheated 325 F (170 C - mark 3), for two to two and a half hours. The cake is cooked when a small skewer inserted into the centre comes out clean.
Cool in the tin for 10 minutes then turn out on to a wire rack and leave until cold.

Rusty Shackleford
12-16-2008, 04:04 PM
actually, this was a joke recipe...

pirate_girl
12-16-2008, 04:07 PM
I know, but since you put it in Food and Drink and not the jokes section.. I added one. lol

Rusty Shackleford
12-16-2008, 04:09 PM
haha, ok

benspawpaw
12-17-2008, 12:30 AM
if you cant get drunk on bourbon ball then what good are they????????????:huh:

lifesaver91958
05-22-2009, 10:33 PM
Cool! that sounds good

lifesaver91958
06-11-2009, 01:47 PM
Gonna have to try both of them.