Body Part Count

[American Girl]

I was just sitting here trying to think of something intelligent to say, when I started smelling smoke. Realizing that the smoke was coming from my own brain, I immediately doused myself with cold water and decided to allow the internet to do the thinking for me.

So...here I was, surfing the net for some witty repertoire, when I came across an intriguing question. I thought it would be interesting to get your different viewpoints on the matter. So much for the intelligent thought...
maybe later...

Anyway, so my question is...

What do you think is the sexiest part of the body???

I say the brain is the sexiest part of the body. A man with humor and intelligence is sexier than any beefcake I've ever seen. A man's hands come in at a very close second, though.

:biggrin:

[American Woman]

Ummmmm....big thick, slightly curled at the end thumbs :brows:

[American Girl]

Ummmmm....big thick, slightly curled at the end thumbs :brows:


LOL, HOW did I know you were going to say that???? :huh:

:thumb:

[thcri]

Ummmmm....big thick, slightly curled at the end thumbs :brows:


Well, I have medium thumbs that are curled at the end. But one thing about my thumbs is I know how to use them. :hide:

[Trakternut]

Well, I have medium thumbs that are curled at the end. But one thing about my thumbs is I know how to use them. :hide:

I, on the other hand, merely need to use just one thumb! :punk:

[American Girl]

Well, I have heard that thumbs are what separate man from beast...

[American Woman]

You both sound like very nice "thumb guys" :brows:

[Galvatron]

On a women it has to be Breasts(don't have to be big just well formed)....which means on my body it's between my hands and mouth.

Don't get me wrong those breasts need to have a great fun mind to go with them......so if you don't mind it doesn't matter.:thumb:

[Doc]

I was just sitting here trying to think of something intelligent to say, when I started smelling smoke. Realizing that the smoke was coming from my own brain, I immediately doused myself with cold water ,,,,,,,,,


Dang AG. From that intro I was expecting a wet Tshirt show. :yum:

Maybe we should have a wet T-shrit contest. Do we have any members interested in participating?

[Galvatron]

Dang AG. From that intro I was expecting a wet Tshirt show. :yum:

Maybe we should have a wet T-shrit contest. Do we have any members interested in participating?

I'm in:yum::yum::yum::blink:

[Big Dog]

:poto: ......... nuff said ..................... :punk:

[Trakternut]

I'm in:yum::yum::yum::blink: Uhhhhhhhh..........Galvi:hammer:.................I don't think you'd quite qualify. I think they're looking for something more under that T-shirt than a hairy chest...........or a hairless one. Please, keep your wet t-shirt pix to yourself, ok? :yuk:

[Galvatron]

Uhhhhhhhh..........Galvi:hammer:.................I don't think you'd quite qualify. I think they're looking for something more under that T-shirt than a hairy chest...........or a hairless one. Please, keep your wet t-shirt pix to yourself, ok? :yuk:

hey it's all part of my cunning plan....i enter which means i line up next to the ladies and get a closer look:brows::5boobs::5boobs::5boobs::yum:

[urednecku]

I volunteer to judge. But Galv, I must warn ya, if you try that, I'll have to press charges for INDECENT exposure.

[American Girl]

Dang AG. From that intro I was expecting a wet Tshirt show. :yum:

Maybe we should have a wet T-shrit contest. Do we have any members interested in participating?


Just WHAT kind of girl do you think I AM??? Oh, wait a minute...don't answer that.

:glare:

[American Girl]

hey it's all part of my cunning plan....i enter which means i line up next to the ladies and get a closer look:brows::5boobs::5boobs::5boobs::yum:

:yum: BRILLIANT!!!!! :yum:

:thumb:

[American Girl]

I volunteer to judge. But Galv, I must warn ya, if you try that, I'll have to press charges for INDECENT exposure.


:yum: OF COURSE you volunteer to judge...your selfless display of generosity overwhelms me...lol. :yum:

[Galvatron]

I volunteer to judge. But Galv, I must warn ya, if you try that, I'll have to press charges for INDECENT exposure.

And i warn you there is no touching my perk nipples....no touching false STOP:yum::yum::yum::thumb:

[American Girl]

And i warn you there is no touching my perk nipples....no touching false STOP:yum::yum::yum::thumb:

:yum: I promise to try my absolute best to restrain myself... :yum:


:whistling::huh:

[Trakternut]

:yum: I promise to try my absolute best to restrain myself... :yum:


:whistling::huh:

Your.....:yum:..ha! ha! heeee!...ho-ho!:yum:

Stop it! You're killing me here!!!!!:yum::yum::yum:

[Galvatron]

:yum: I promise to try my absolute best to restrain myself... :yum:


:whistling::huh:

hey i dont mind the rule you touch mine i touch yours(not for redneck):yum::yum::yum::thumb:

[American Girl]

Your.....:yum:..ha! ha! heeee!...ho-ho!:yum:

Stop it! You're killing me here!!!!!:yum::yum::yum:

Sorry, babe. There's just no stoppin' the smartass within. If I even tried, I'd explode!

:huh:

[American Girl]

hey i dont mind the rule you touch mine i touch yours(not for redneck):yum::yum::yum::thumb:

Yeah, I'm sure AW would have something to say about you and redneck touching each others nipples.

:blink::whistling:

[Galvatron]

Yeah, I'm sure AW would have something to say about you and redneck touching each others nipples.

:blink::whistling:

eh slow down i dont want to touch his nipples....and mine are feeling nervous with the thought of redneck trying to tune in to local radio with mine:yum:

i should really think through what i have to say:unsure:

[urednecku]

And i warn you there is no touching my perk nipples....no touching false STOP:yum::yum::yum::thumb:
I bet when I pull out the nipple clamps, you'll run. I don't EVEN have to touch them.
:rofl::rofl::rofl::yum::yum:

[Galvatron]

I bet when I pull out the nipple clamps, you'll run. I don't EVEN have to touch them.
:rofl::rofl::rofl::yum::yum:

yea im getting worried....i bet there is a large gun attached to them clamps:yum::yum::yum::thumb:

[urednecku]

Yeah, I'm sure AW would have something to say about you and redneck touching each others nipples.

:blink::whistling:

eh slow down i dont want to touch his nipples....and mine are feeling nervous with the thought of redneck trying to tune in to local radio with mine:yum:

i should really think through what i have to say:unsure:
The last man/boy that tried to touch mine, they now call "one-hand-luke",
cause homey don't play that.

[Galvatron]

I bet when I pull out the nipple clamps, you'll run. I don't EVEN have to touch them.
:rofl::rofl::rofl::yum::yum:

forgot to mention......no sex toys allowed:yum::yum::yum:

[urednecku]

forgot to mention......no sex toys allowed:yum::yum::yum:
To clarify, these were bought at the hardware store.........

[Galvatron]

To clarify, these were bought at the hardware store.........

is this what they call sex stores these days"HARDWARE STORES":yum::yum::yum::thumb:

[American Girl]

eh slow down i dont want to touch his nipples....and mine are feeling nervous with the thought of redneck trying to tune in to local radio with mine

i should really think through what i have to say

I bet when I pull out the nipple clamps, you'll run. I don't EVEN have to touch them.


forgot to mention......no sex toys allowed

To clarify, these were bought at the hardware store.........

Ok, you guys are really starting to freak me out here...:huh:
And Galv...no sex toys allowed? That kinda takes all the fun out of it, doesn't it? :whip:

:brows:

[urednecku]

Ok, you guys are really starting to freak me out here...:huh:
And Galv...no sex toys allowed? That kinda takes all the fun out of it, doesn't it? :whip:

:brows:

Yea, define the term "sex toy" for us, so we'll know exicatly what yer talkin' bout.

[Galvatron]

Yea, define the term "sex toy" for us, so we'll know exicatly what yer talkin' bout.
i aint defining anything....i feel im in deeper than needed already.:hide:

[urednecku]

i aint defining anything....i feel im in deeper than needed already.:hide:
Then how do we know what you are, or are not, allowing?:confused:

[Galvatron]

Then how do we know what you are, or are not, allowing?:confused:

AG i beg you save me from your sex crazed kinky mad man father(no offence meant sir):yum::yum::yum::thumb:

[urednecku]

AG i beg you save me from your sex crazed kinky mad man father(no offence meant sir):yum::yum::yum::thumb:

Looks like she left you on your own. Just like a female, huh. Start trouble, then high-tail it out of town, hoping it's not noticed she is the one that started it in the first place.

[American Girl]

AG i beg you save me from your sex crazed kinky mad man father(no offence meant sir):yum::yum::yum::thumb:

Don't you worry, just stand behind me and I'll take care of everything. Wait a minute...since when have I ever been able to control HIM ?!?!?! Sorry, babe, you're on your own on this one. Good luck!

:hide:

[American Girl]

Looks like she left you on your own. Just like a female, huh. Start trouble, then high-tail it out of town, hoping it's not noticed she is the one that started it in the first place.


HEY!!! I resemble that remark!! :neutral:

Actually, that's not really true...I like to start trouble and then sit back and watch the ensuing chaos play out. :shifty:
It's really great entertainment, you should try it sometime.

:whistling:

[urednecku]

she left you on your own.
Don't you worry, just stand behind me and I'll take care of everything. Wait a minute...since when have I ever been able to control HIM ?!?!?! Sorry, babe, you're on your own on this one. Good luck!

:hide:

:laugh::yum::rofl::rofl:
She left you on your own!!!:rofl::rofl::rofl::rolf2::rolf2:

[urednecku]

HEY!!! I resemble that remark!! :neutral:

Actually, that's not really true...I like to start trouble and then sit back and watch the ensuing chaos play out. :shifty:
It's really great entertainment, you should try it sometime.

:whistling:


I do. You haven't noticed? See, I can cause problems is such a way people think it's somebody else fault!!

[Galvatron]

she left you on your own.

:laugh::yum::rofl::rofl:
She left you on your own!!!:rofl::rofl::rofl::rolf2::rolf2:

Redneck i see everything clear now......i show you full respect having this girl for a daughter(i also respect the daughter you have).

now back to titties:whistling:

[urednecku]

Redneck i see everything clear now......i show you full respect having this girl for a daughter(i also respect the daughter you have).

now back to titties:whistling:
Yea, ya see how she is now.

And I agree,....



now back to titties:whistling:
:thumb:

[American Girl]

Redneck i see everything clear now......i show you full respect having this girl for a daughter(i also respect the daughter you have).

now back to titties:whistling:

Yea, ya see how she is now.

And I agree,....


:thumb:


**Rolling her eyes toward the heavens** What am i gonna do with you two?

:neutral: :bangin:

[Trakternut]

I do. You haven't noticed? See, I can cause problems is such a way people think it's somebody else fault!!

Yeah, but, usually it's AW who gets blamed!!!!

[urednecku]

Yeah, but, usually it's AW who gets blamed!!!!
And the down side of that is.........?
See what I mean?

[rback33]

:wtf: How did I miss this all this time?

To answer the question... after the brain it's the ass.

So... what about the t-shirt contest?

:boobies:

[American Woman]

Yeah, I'm sure AW would have something to say about you and redneck touching each others nipples.

:blink::whistling: No.....not really.....but I'll have my camera:yum:

yea im getting worried....i bet there is a large gun attached to them clamps:yum::yum::thumb: Nope no gun......but they do pinch pretty hard:wink:

To clarify, these were bought at the hardware store.........
The hardware store IS his toy store!:mellow: