I pee off my back porch

[Ray]

My wife thinks this is wrong.

My dogs pee outside all the time.

Sometimes we do a group pee on the back oak tree.....

Its a mans right to pee off the portch aint it?

I never drip a drop on the portch.....always hit the grass.

[Deerlope]

You are lucky that you live in a place that you can do that.

[Doc]

Hey Ray, sounds like your going to fit in nicely here on FF.

We had a thread not to long back where a few of us were bragging that we can pee out back anytime cause no neighbors or passerby s could see us.

If you are doing it in the midst of a development or community your wife might have a point. Lets hope that is not the case. :D

ps. SIL used to live in Kingwood. I was there a couple of times ....over 10 years ago.

[thcri]

I never drip a drop on the portch.....always hit the grass.


Sounds to me like your bragging :4_11_9: :yum:


If you got a big enough place to do that then do it. I always did it on the farm we just never had a porch. But as kids we use to have contest inside the grain bins to see who could shoot the farthest. It seemed to me the ones with the little ones could always shoot the farthest thus I never won. :yum:

[fogtender]

What waste, you could be out marking the whole yard.... who wants to just lay claim to a porch... Sounds like the dog has more ownership rights except for the Oak tree and porch.

If the wife objects, then piss on the corners of the porch and you can blame it on the dog....:thumb:

[Big Dog]

I pee off the front porch ............... ha ha ................ :yum:

[Troy]

Sometimes we do a group pee on the back oak tree.....

Just spit water at the computer monitor:yum: :yum:

[Galvatron]

free the pee:yum: :yum:

just remember to wash it down as it kills the grass.

[urednecku]

Been peeing off back AND front poarch all my life! Ya gotta LOVE the country life!! :poke: :thumb:

[Spiffy1]

Don't forget about from the porch roof for distance.

[mtntopper]

For distance, total velocity and ground effects the second floor deck is hard to beat....:yum:

[Reaper497]

I pee off the front porch ............... ha ha ................ :yum:

I pee off of both the front and back porches...:thumb:

But Beaux has the tires on our vehicles covered....:pirate:

[Troy]

Today I decided to pee off the top of my house. My backyard has a deck and from the deck it's easy to climb on top of my house, so as I was peeing, my next door neighbor came out and all I've to say is I'm sorry he was totally in the way!:yum: :yum:

[groomerguyNWO]

All this pee talk reminds me of an incident that happened with my dad a few years ago.

My dad is a truck driver hauling logs in the bush. He's got a colostomy($hit) bag.(he had colitis and had to have his colon removed in the mid 90's) Anyway, one day, he was on top his load of logs doing up his cables when he decided to empty his bag from the top of his load on the ground. I guess it kinda splattered all over. He continued on with his cables after that.

Wait, it gets better! His haul forman(whom he didn't really care to much for in the first place) pulled up in a pickup and got out then started looking around my dads trailer at his load. My dad claims he saw him bend down and stick his finger in the brown stuff all over the ground, smell it, then look up to him and say, "Geez, this mud looks a bit different than the rest of the ground around here!"

My dad almost fell off his load of logs laughing his a$$ off!


True story!

[Deadly Sushi]

If I peed of my balcony, there would be 60 apartment in view of me. Plus the folks on the ground.... the pool..... the apartments across from the pool. :wave:

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/5743/1001360co2.jpg

[Doc]

Good story Brian. Rep points for you. :)

[k-dog]

Doc, is that Kingwood, WV you are referring to?

I peed off my back deck once and the wife told me to quit pissing in the pool:pat: .

Funny story about my 5 year old (actually turns 5 tomorrow), we were out in the yard and he had to pee. We told him to go on the other side of the play house and pee, well he misunderstood and went on the other side of the play house and let her fly. On that side the road goes by 200 feet away and of course he dropped his pants almost to his ankles.
When we are in the pool and he has to pee, he would go down at the bottom of the steps of the deck and pee over in the little stone around the outside heatpump unit. Now that the dog runs loose all the time in the yard, he just pees off the deck and his cousin (same age) didn't know that and walked out from under the deck into the stream and said "Hey it's raining" :4_11_9: Couldn't stop laughing for anything, the little feller was quite upset when he found out what really happened!!!!!!

[groomerguyNWO]

Was over at my sister-in-law's visiting during the holidays this year. They've got two girls and we've got two boys. Well, things got kinda quiet which made us wonder what the kids were up to. I found my youngest son(3) in the bathroom trying to teach my youngest neice(4) how to pee standing up. Funniest thing I've seen in a while.

[dzalphakilo]

My wife thinks this is wrong.

My dogs pee outside all the time.

Sometimes we do a group pee on the back oak tree.....

Its a mans right to pee off the portch aint it?

I never drip a drop on the portch.....always hit the grass.

Drives my wife up the wall when I'm in the house and I go outside to pee.

Once a year I'll also use the push mower on a small section of the lawn, doing it buck butt naked except for wearing a pair of boots just because I can, and it feels good, particularly in the rain:D

[techtress]

thinks like that make me wish I had a penis...I'd pee in the damn parking lot if I had a penis....damned vaginas.

[Melensdad]

If I peed of my balcony, there would be 60 apartment in view of me. Plus the folks on the ground.... the pool..... the apartments across from the pool. :wave:

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/5743/1001360co2.jpg

I say we take a poll to see how many people want Sushi to pee off his balcony :coolshade

[OhioTC18]

I say we take a poll to see how many people want Sushi to pee off his balcony :coolshade

He lives in Chicago. Would anyone notice? They're all inside tonight. :poke:

[Melensdad]

He lives in Chicago. Would anyone notice? They're all inside tonight. :poke:
Given the weather outside tonight, I think it would just end up being a yellow icicle down the side of his building.
:pee_smilie:

[BigAl]

My question is can he even get it to pee over the balcony ??? What if it is too short ? Maybe use a ladder .... a tall one .:yum: :yum:

[jbrumberg]

I pee anywhere I want on my property (have plenty of woods and no neighbors to laugh at me :o ). The only real trouble I have is the complaints from the wife about it is I and not the dog that is burning the grass :4_11_9: . An additional benefit is I can practice target shooting silently :pee_smilie: . With all the recent cold
and windy weather I do have to be careful about frost nip :eek: . Jay

PS: To the female members- with practice I believe that women too can shoot straight so to speak. I had a woman patient in the psychiatric hospital where I worked that used the men's urinals better than most the men (clean shot) and she did not have to shake nor dance afterwards :coolshade . Jay :yum:

[Cowboyjg]

Do you know that Gophers and Ground hogs do not like the scent of human urine. I have found it a great help this past summer. Particularly in the wifes flower bed out front where they were eating her pansies...:4_11_9:

[Trakternut]

I wonder if I can convince my wife that I should be doing "gopher prevention" in our backyard. My next door neighbor wouldn't mind a bit.

[NRAfemale]

Do you know that Gophers and Ground hogs do not like the scent of human urine. I have found it a great help this past summer. Particularly in the wifes flower bed out front where they were eating her pansies...:4_11_9:

It would be an easier way to keep the grass from getting too high around the front door and under windows. You can save time on weed eating
:poke:

[Cowboyjg]

It would be an easier way to keep the grass from getting too high around the front door and under windows. You can save time on weed eating
:poke:

I'm afraid it would be too acidic for the roses (under windows) and I have a wrap around porch so there are no weeds outside the front door...

Thanks for the tip though...:tiphat:

[rback33]

A thread about peeing... I should have joined sooner... I pee all over my place too. Best part is.. so does my wife... We can get home, park in the driveway and down come her pants to pee in the grass. All she has to do it walk in the house and the bathroom is right there... it cracks me up... of course our 5 y/o daughter has gotten the same way.. she gets busy outside with the dogs and horses and she pees where ever she is. I OTOH have a different strange compulsion. If I drink beer at your house to any level of intoxication... I WILL relieve myself on one or more of you bushes/trees before I leave. It does not matter how cold it is. Something about drinkin beer that tells me I need to pee outside. Similarly at home if I am drinkin and watchin TV with the wife I will go out the front door and pee off the porch rather than goin to the bathroom. If I don't pause the DVR I can see the TV still if I want to....

[Cowboyjg]

You might be a Redneck if....."if I am drinkin and watchin TV with the wife I will go out the front door and pee off the porch"

:yum: :yum:

[cowgirl]

From a womens point of view. Im jealous!!!!!!!!! I would pee more outside if it wasn't so darn diffcult and cold.

[Deerlope]

Hey girl get out there and mark your territory, After all that is what the guys are doing.

[cowgirl]

its a wee bit harder for women. i almost got frost bite on my butt last time i went while hunting in november.

[Bobcat]

Have you read "How to Sh!t in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art "?


http://www.amazon.com/How-Shit-Woods-Environmentally-Approach/dp/0898156270

[Deadly Sushi]

I didnt READ it.... I USED it.... in the woods. :thumb:

[urednecku]

Have you read "How to Sh!t in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art "?


http://www.amazon.com/How-Shit-Woods-Environmentally-Approach/dp/0898156270


Nope, never red it. But I HAVE done it many, many times!! :thumb: :moon: :thumb:

[Glink]

Have you read "How to Sh!t in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art "

Yep, picked it up at "Border Bob's" in International Falls Mn. on the way back from a fishing trip to Lake of the Woods. I read it aloud while she was taking one of her turns to drive. The damn "definition" section had us laughing so hard we about wrecked the truck. If I recall correctly it is written by a women.

Pages are just a bit stiff though, and not too absorbent.

[rback33]

You might be a Redneck if....."if I am drinkin and watchin TV with the wife I will go out the front door and pee off the porch"

:yum: :yum:

Naw.. it aint RED just a very dark shade of PINK:beer:

[Galvatron]

i asked my wife about this subject and she replied "you can pee off anywhere just don't come back":pat:

[jpr62902]

As long as everyone recognizes the distinction between peeing IN a pool and peeing INTO a pool, anywhere else is fair game.

[rback33]

As long as everyone recognizes the distinction between peeing IN a pool and peeing INTO a pool, anywhere else is fair game.

Does it really matter?? I mean.. that's what chlorine is for right?:yum::yum::yum::yum::moon:

[urednecku]

I think piss is supposed to be sterile, at least in the bladder. Any way, it's mostly water, with a little impurities in it. Then it is diluted in many thousands of gallons of more water. (Yep, chlorine, too! ------"Does it really matter?? I mean.. that's what chlorine is for right?:yum::yum::yum::yum::moon: " -----) Pretty diluted, don't ya think? Probably as clean as the water you get drinking out of the glass in you're motel room, & some restraunts I've been in!!

[rback33]

I think piss is supposed to be sterile, at least in the bladder. Any way, it's mostly water, with a little impurities in it. Then it is diluted in many thousands of gallons of more water. (Yep, chlorine, too! ------"Does it really matter?? I mean.. that's what chlorine is for right?:yum::yum::yum::yum::moon: " -----) Pretty diluted, don't ya think? Probably as clean as the water you get drinking out of the glass in you're motel room, & some restraunts I've been in!!

Sad as it is, u r dead on. Urine is sterile when it comes out and actually safe to drink if u r that desperate.:drink:

[Ironman]

Its a mans right to pee off the portch aint it?


Yes, yes it is. I pee off the patio all the time. I don't have neighbors so its all good.

[urednecku]

*bump*
I bet we can get this one started again.
YEP, me and both my boys pee most any-where in the yard we find the 'need' to.
and now, jpr, we DO have a pool, but they boys are told not to pee IN or INTO it!!

[Trakternut]

Yeah, but being told is a lot different that actually listening, Redneck. :ermm:

[urednecku]

Yeah, but being told is a lot different that actually listening, Redneck. :ermm:
What, ya think my boys don't listen to me?:whistling:

They listen at least as good as my wife!!:dizzy:

[EastTexFrank]

I wondered if this thread would ever make a comeback.

Before anyone asks, yes I do, anywhere the need stikes me but I don't have any neighbours to worry about. It drives my wife nuts when I actually leave the house to take a leak. I tell her that I'm conserving water, about 1.6 gallons a flush, I think. I also mark along the fence around my vegetable garden. I'm told it helps deter deer and other critters. Besides, it's a man's God given right.

What is it about women and natural bodily functions. Once when we were out fishing, wy wife (the lady) told me we had to back to shore so she could go to the bathroon. She wasn't amused when I handed her an empty beer can and told her, "Here, hit this". She wasn't too happy about my second suggestion either which was to go jump in the lake. Hell, the fish were biting ... and she wants to leave. Get your priorities straight woman.

[pirate_girl]

hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

[Cityboy]

It drives my wife nuts when I actually leave the house to take a leak. I tell her that I'm conserving water, about 1.6 gallons a flush, I think.

That's what I tell Citygirl but she still thinks I'm a caveman. http://icons.iconator.com/949/ICONATOR_0daeb1c35c6b76472a29d18aefff6a01.gif (http://www.forumsforums.com/3_9/FCx(this.href);)

[urednecku]

I wondered if this thread would ever make a comeback.

Before anyone asks, yes I do, anywhere the need stikes me but I don't have any neighbours to worry about. It drives my wife nuts when I actually leave the house to take a leak. I tell her that I'm conserving water, about 1.6 gallons a flush, I think. I also mark along the fence around my vegetable garden. I'm told it helps deter deer and other critters. Besides, it's a man's God given right.

What is it about women and natural bodily functions. Once when we were out fishing, wy wife (the lady) told me we had to back to shore so she could go to the bathroon. She wasn't amused when I handed her an empty beer can and told her, "Here, hit this". She wasn't too happy about my second suggestion either which was to go jump in the lake. Hell, the fish were biting ... and she wants to leave. Get your priorities straight woman.

That's what I'm saying. Just hang it over the side.

[cowgirl]

What is it about women and natural bodily functions. Once when we were out fishing, wy wife (the lady) told me we had to back to shore so she could go to the bathroon. She wasn't amused when I handed her an empty beer can and told her, "Here, hit this". She wasn't too happy about my second suggestion either which was to go jump in the lake. Hell, the fish were biting ... and she wants to leave. Get your priorities straight woman.
and
That's what I'm saying. Just hang it over the side.

This is a womens point of view. I have no problem peeing in the woods, but its not as easy for women. First of all we have to almost take our pants completely off (push them down to our ankles). then when we do pee we have to make sure we don't pee in our pants and make sure the pee does not run into our shoes. Another thing, there is no shaking it off, and drip drying takes way toooooooo long (doesn't work well either).

[EastTexFrank]

and


This is a womens point of view. I have no problem peeing in the woods, but its not as easy for women. First of all we have to almost take our pants completely off (push them down to our ankles). then when we do pee we have to make sure we don't pee in our pants and make sure the pee does not run into our shoes. Another thing, there is no shaking it off, and drip drying takes way toooooooo long (doesn't work well either).

You know, that's what my wife told me. Since both her knees are messed up she says she can't do it in the woods unless she finds a tree she can hold on to which isn't too difficult in the woods but it's a helluva trick in a boat.

[Galvatron]

now i want to know how far you can all pee of the porch....feel a competition coming on here:yum::yum::yum::thumb:

[chipstractor]

I knew I was going to fit in when my 80 year old neighbor told me, "A man's got to be able to take a piss in his own back yard without anyone's permission!"

[urednecku]

now i want to know how far you can all pee of the porch....feel a competition coming on here:yum::yum::yum::thumb:

That depends on a lot of things. How high is the porch off the ground, (or roof, or pool, under it), how many beers ya drank with OUT pissing, & how tight ya squeeze the end.

[Galvatron]

That depends on a lot of things. How high is the porch off the ground, (or roof, or pool, under it), how many beers ya drank with OUT pissing, & how tight ya squeeze the end.

dont forget wind direction and wind speed....pi**ing into the wind can make a right mess :rolf2:

[rback33]

I may have posted this in this thread already, but the one time princess took off over the road with me she found that I did NOT stop for anything... not even to pee... that's what milk jugs and gatorade bottles are for... so... she has to pee... first time went perfect... she did ok... second time... road was a lil rougher... she pissed all over my sleeper. She was not in the truck long.

[EastTexFrank]

I may have posted this in this thread already, but the one time princess took off over the road with me she found that I did NOT stop for anything... not even to pee... that's what milk jugs and gatorade bottles are for... so... she has to pee... first time went perfect... she did ok... second time... road was a lil rougher... she pissed all over my sleeper. She was not in the truck long.

Now you're what I call a tough travelling companion. :thumb::thumb:

[rback33]

Now you're what I call a tough travelling companion. :thumb::thumb:

I mean.. come on... I can pee in the thing from the drivers seat while guiding 80,000# down the road... surely she could hit with free movement in the sleeper....:bonk:

[tommy20/69]

so who has a stronger stream you or the dogs???and do you pee first and let them cover it up with theirs or do you let them go first?when i go walking on the trails by my house with my dogs and take a leak they run right over and all pee on my spot.i have been thinkin of just pissing a little bit and let them come over and cover it up then when they finished i willl piss some more and see who runs out first or see if they start to get mad.lol:ermm:

[urednecku]

so who has a stronger stream you or the dogs???and do you pee first and let them cover it up with theirs or do you let them go first?when i go walking on the trails by my house with my dogs and take a leak they run right over and all pee on my spot.i have been thinkin of just pissing a little bit and let them come over and cover it up then when they finished i willl piss some more and see who runs out first or see if they start to get mad.lol:ermm:

About 8 or 10 years ago I lived in town, & had a black lab. On one of our walks I decided to count the times he stopped to pee. If I remember right, he went about 12 times, and kept trying another 5, in the first two blocks.

[lilnixon]

Peeing off the Porch is a God given right to all men that own porches.
just ask Nixon.

[Erik]

I mean.. come on... I can pee in the thing from the drivers seat while guiding 80,000# down the road... surely she could hit with free movement in the sleeper....:bonk:

I think it's more training on her part - after that you stopped when she needed to go, right? so it worked - you're easy to train.

[urednecku]

Peeing off the Porch is a God given right to all men that own porches.
just ask Nixon.
Now here's a woman that knows about men's rights.

[nixon]

Now here's a woman that knows about men's rights.
Yep ,and We have two porches . You know ... Just in case of company .:whistling:

[sonicangel]

I use to love to pee in the snow when I lived up north!!:pee_smilie::pee_smilie::pee_smilie:

[Big Dog]

so who has a stronger stream you or the dogs???and do you pee first and let them cover it up with theirs or do you let them go first?when i go walking on the trails by my house with my dogs and take a leak they run right over and all pee on my spot.i have been thinkin of just pissing a little bit and let them come over and cover it up then when they finished i willl piss some more and see who runs out first or see if they start to get mad.lol:ermm:

Damn dog won't go until I go first, his bad cause the porch is elevated and he gets it on the head all the time in his haste to cover!

[Troy]

I remember this thread, thought it'd be long gone by now!:yum:

I just peed out of my second story window.:yum::yum:

[tommy20/69]

i was out in the front yard the other night and said what the hell let me take a leak . so i waited very still and the lights went out i then whiped it out and started to piss at that time i remmebered what i was originaly out in the front yard at midnight doing. i was walking my 5 chihuahas and when they came running they set off the motion sensors on all 6 of my 100 watt flood lights "SAY CHEESE" good thing everyone is sleepin at that time.

[lilnixon]

I remember this thread, thought it'd be long gone by now!:yum:

I just peed out of my second story window.:yum::yum:

PLEASE DON'T give Nixon any ideas..

[Rusty Shackleford]

ahhhh.... the rural relief....

[Troy]

PLEASE DON'T give Nixon any ideas..

I apologize!

Forget I said anything Nixon!:biggrin:

[nixon]

I apologize!

Forget I said anything Nixon!:biggrin:

Too late .But next time I'll take the screens off .

[rback33]

I remember this thread, thought it'd be long gone by now!:yum:

I just peed out of my second story window.:yum::yum:

Too late .But next time I'll take the screens off .


No comment....:shifty:

[cj7]

thinks like that make me wish I had a penis...I'd pee in the damn parking lot if I had a penis....damned vaginas.


thats funny there.... don't care who you are!!:yum:


I look at peeing outside or off the porch as saving the flush at the toilet. Doing my part to use water wisely.

Although I do not subscribe to the ' if its yellow let it mellow ' approach. No need to give the next person dirty water.

[CityGirl]

Even the little head needs some fresh air every now and then.:yum:

[pirate_girl]

Too late .But next time I'll take the screens off .



Even the little head needs some fresh air every now and then.:yum:

bwahahaha!!!

[jpr62902]

And for the ladies .....

http://www.go-girl.com/

[muleman]

I gotta get one of them go-girls for the wife. I'll even get her a milk jug of her own for those long trips. And yes I use both porches when I want to.

[RecycleLover]

this seems to be sadly a quite popular forum post.

[Rusty Shackleford]

...

[duflochy]

I just seem to dribble on my feet now days......(sigh)

[Trakternut]

Take half a Viagra! :shifty:

[duflochy]

half a viagra and a bunch of candy........makes your heart race but u aint going anywhere......:sad:

[kitty]

we live in town and i have 3yr old boy his dad told him he could pee outside once so now he of course does it all the time!and u know he has to pee outside when everyone seems to be outside and can see him!(his dad thought it was funny)but i caught him a few days ago and he peed on my car:(

[Trakternut]

You can cure that, Kitty. Go to a TSC or some such store, buy yourself an electric fence charger. Hook the "Hot" wire to the car, drive a large metal stake into the ground and attach the "neg" side and sit back for the show!
I garantee ya he'll never p*ss on your car again! :whistling:

Works on dogs! :unsure:

[pirate_girl]

After 88 posts and over 3,000 views, it's spelled PORCH dammit!!
Sorry, just had me a Gatorboy moment..

:whistling:

[muleman]

nitpicker! or are you just jealous cause guys can and you can't?

[Trakternut]

Wouldn't be a bit surprised if she has. :ermm:

[Ray]

After 88 posts and over 3,000 views, it's spelled PORCH dammit!!
Sorry, just had me a Gatorboy moment..

Ummmm sorry........I wasnt using my fingers to type!

;)

[Gatorboy]

After 88 posts and over 3,000 views, it's spelled PORCH dammit!!
Sorry, just had me a Gatorboy moment..


:clap: Woo hoo! I wanted to mention this since the thread started, but I knew eventually someone would do it for me.

[Ray]

;)

[Spiffy1]

nitpicker! or are you just jealous cause guys can and you can't?

Why not?! http://www.go-girl.com/ :w00t2:

[pirate_girl]

:clap: Woo hoo! I wanted to mention this since the thread started, but I knew eventually someone would do it for me.
Thanks Dave, and it wasn't Ray would said that, it was me, so Ray, what are you getting all excited about?? LOL!!

[Deerlope]

Some place in South America the gov is asking people to pee in the shower. They need to save water by not flushing the toilet and using 1.5 -5 gals of water with flush.

[Troy]

Some place in South America the gov is asking people to pee in the shower. They need to save water by not flushing the toilet and using 1.5 -5 gals of water with flush.

Oh yeah! What if you have to take a #2 ? LOL

[Doc]

Oh yeah! What if you have to take a #2 ? LOL
Gross for sure but I suppose it would wash down the drain eventually. :eek:

Any volunteers to try and report back. LOL :yum: PLEASE, No pictures !!!!!!

[Troy]

Gross for sure but I suppose it would wash down the drain eventually. :eek:

Any volunteers to try and report back. LOL :yum: PLEASE, No pictures !!!!!!

Eventually? not if it's one of those long monster turds LOL. Have to chop that sucker up.:yum:

Thanks Doc, Now have this mental image:sad:

[Reno]

You guys won't believe this, but I actually pee in (or around) the toilet. I know, I know, I'm weird.

[mak2]

Really?

[Treefriend]

I pee off my back porch.

So do I and boy are my downstairs neighbors mad.

[Ironman]

Today I decided to pee off the top of my house.
Extreme peeing?
:yum:

Just be careful up there buddy. :smile:

[tsaw]

Extreme peeing?
:yum:

Just be careful up there buddy. :smile:

WTF? How'a about extreme digging:hammer::clap::whistling::flowers:

[Ironman]

WTF? How'a about extreme digging:hammer::clap::whistling::flowers:
I felt it was my turn to resurrect this thread. You know, get some thought-provoking topics back up to the top. Maybe it will trigger a few lurkers to join up. :tongue:

[tsaw]

Good idea. I pee out in the back yard when the bathroom is busy.:clap:

[Big Dog]

Proof ................... :yum:

[rback33]

My streak basically lives.. I drink.. I pee outside... even now that I live in town I pee off my back porch.... just one of those things... at the gf's I usually pee in the weeds out back while the dog is going too... :yum:

[Big Dog]

My streak basically lives.. I drink.. I pee outside... even now that I live in town I pee off my back porch.... just one of those things... at the gf's I usually pee in the weeds out back while the dog is going too... :yum:

The grass is never gonna grow where I stand above because Beaux always follows up with a cover ........... :biggrin:

[fubar]

When my buddies used to come over on the week ends we used to just pee in the snow out back of my shop, pop open the back door, write our names in the snow and pop back in, lot eaiser than to make our way into the house, pry off my boots, etc etc.

Then the wife kinda got on me, said she could tell who dunn it because of the names in the snow, but she wasn't sure that the names matched the handwriting!!!

We now meet over at Pauls on the week ends...he's single.

[Ironman]

My streak basically lives.. I drink.. I pee outside... even now that I live in town I pee off my back porch.... just one of those things... at the gf's I usually pee in the weeds out back while the dog is going too... :yum:
I don't think I would ever make it as a city-folk. I love pissin outside. :biggrin:

[tsaw]

The best part is peeing in the snow. Try and reach the ground - then enlarge the hole.:clap:

[squerly]

uh, okay... :unsure:

[muleman]

uh, okay... :unsure:
You have to understand that they are a little "challenged" in Wisconsin in the winter. They don't have much to occupy themselves up there!:whistling:

[squerly]

You have to understand that they are a little "challenged" in Wisconsin in the winter. They don't have much to occupy themselves up there!:whistling:Wisconsin? Oh, well that explains it...

[Big Dog]

Not much change, seems to be filling in a little better round the edges ....... :yum:

[pirate_girl]

you seem to be drippin' on the edge there Big Guy.. don't you ummm shake it after? lol
Or perhaps that's spit.. what is it with you guys spitting during or after you take a leak?
hmmmm.. one of the things we wimmen don't get..:yum:

[muleman]

Heck, I thought the wind had died down enough to go off the porch this morning. Big gust came up and I showered the old tom cat and he ran off. He always waits on that side of me in the morning till I am done and then goes along to the barn.:yum::yum:

[Big Dog]

you seem to be drippin' on the edge there Big Guy.. don't you ummm shake it after? lol
Or perhaps that's spit.. what is it with you guys spitting during or after you take a leak?
hmmmm.. one of the things we wimmen don't get..:yum:

Don't you be worrying about nuttin, I'll handle it!

[pirate_girl]

Don't you be worrying about nuttin, I'll handle it!
:tongue::eek:

[Ray]

lol:brows: